Oh geez, here we go! (Probably some present day swapping, but I think we’re all used to that by now.)
who panics over everything? Both, but predominately Greninja.who lives on google and webmd to look up everything the baby does? Greninja, probably. He knows less off-hand, so he would go searching for the respective information.who’s on the fence about vaccination? Neither? They’re both probably for it, I’d imagine. Anything to protect their family.who bothers the doctor at 3 AM? Chesnaught, because Greninja’s probably training at that hour. (Though, it’d be something he’d ask during breaks, so, uh, both again.)who nudges the other in the middle of the night to go handle the baby? Chesnaught is typically the one home during the night, so when Greninja is actually home, Chesnaught nudges him to go check on the baby. (Which, Greninja can probably adjust for quicker, because night owl.)who pretends to be asleep when the baby is screaming? Depends on the hour when both are around. During the morning or day, Greninja. During the evening or night, Chesnaught.who takes pictures and videos of everything? Both, though Greninja more, I’d imagine. Must have details from everything…!who accidentally drops the baby? (let’s be real: it happens) They both have fairly good grips, buuut…Chesnaught. Greninja’s training and margin for errors in life were much stricter. Nidoking and Rhydon might be a little too easygoing sometimes.who has more trouble adjusting to parenthood? Although he’d like it, Chesnaught. Which…I’ll explain in the distant future. (Spoilers: Greninja has had a relative mentioned in MGR.)who falls asleep with the baby on their chest? Chesnaught, because soft chest fur is soft for both parties.who plays airplane with the baby and ends up with puke on their face? (alternatively: in their mouth) Um, wow. Ew. Anyway, Chesnaught would probably be the more playful, and therefore, more vulnerable.who gets overwhelmed the easiest? Greninja, since he has less stamina.who scalds themselves when testing the bottle temperature on their wrist?who dresses the baby up in funny outfits? Chesnaught, who does it to Greninja already. Standout colors, naturally.who rocks the baby to sleep while singing to them? Both! If Chesnaught rocks, Greninja can sing while Chesnaught hums. If Greninja rocks, Chesnaught sings since the former uses his tongue.who accidentally adds too much soap to the bath so the baby ends up in a sea of bubbles? Greninja. Because water types enjoy water too much.who lets the baby try/eat/drink anything and everything they have?who is the baby tamer? (AKA who is the one that can calm the baby down with no problems whatsoever) Greninja, because Chesnaught might let his guard down too easily. Which is hilarious, since he’s usually got his wits about him for almost anything else.