#megansan

[shit-mugun-says]

Say there are two guys, both of them have massive dicks but one of them has a little bit longer one. Of course your main instinct is go after the one with the longer dick, right? I wouldn't. I'm special. I appreciate both people in their own special ways. I value equality. But you're right, it is better to fuck the one with the longer dick. But I do not believe in fucking. I believe in love so I will go after the boy with the shorter dick. God made all of us equal.

Megan's words that moved the entire planet

[moirailswithbenefits-blog]

reposting because i wanna tag some people!!!

i would really like to send out some homemade valentines cards this year to my online friends as well as irl. so if you want one, send me a message on here or on facebook & let me know your FULL address as well as who i am sending it to!! which means first and last name!

and i promise im not going to use this information to show up at ur place and molest u ok thank

[nerdgasrnz]

REBLOGGABLE BY REQUEST

[nerdgasrnz]

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT APPRECIATE THIS

http://peachshipping.tumblr.com/

THANK

[archivaljay]

What ARE your notps?

i dont really have that many, and none of them are totally intolerable to me (as evidenced by my ability to actually write that buddyshipping fic)

but mostly anything with honda is a notp

and that's the only stuff in the yugioh fandom i dont like ahahahaha

[harpieshriekings]

Toma and Bardock, AU COCKTAIL WAITRESSES AT ONE OF FRIEZA'S STRIP CLUBS

It seems as though the bunny suit was universal, as the two best friends found themselves walking around the ship and serving drinks wearing one each. Turles sat at one of the tables they served and gave a wolf whistle. A slap from the tail was in order.

[archivaljay]

UM BUDDYSHIPPING, THEY BOTH WORK AT A STRIP CLUB. GO GO GO

The bouncers weren't supposed to make moves on the dancers; management drilled that into their skulls every day, and Honda had been pretty good at following that.

Only pretty good, though, because there was this blond who danced on Ladies Night every week and Honda couldn't stop staring at his ass for the life of him, so he may or may not have asked the blond out  on a date; the blond, who's name was Jonouchi, may or may not have said yes, and Honda and Jonouchi may or may not have been dating.

God help anyone who told management, though, because not only would they deny it like hell, the person who told management would probably go mysteriously missing the next day.

[angeldrkfire]

ATEM IS NOW A DISNEY PRINCESS?!?!!?

OMG SOMEONE DRAW HIM IN BELLE'S DRESS OR SOMETHING PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!