#megasweetbones

[demonic0angel]

I'm glad you enjoyed me saying that "Tim's spleen has been pickling for so long and Lazarus water that it's probably gained sentience." Was hilarious. But now I'm just thinking of Dani's ectoplasm binding to a partially sentient organ that's been brined in Pit Juice.

When Dani and Conner get back, they ain't laughing. Dani gets to Tim first, and hands him a mostly fresh spleen. With a quick, "From Ra's." While clearly in shock.

And Conner comes in and hands Tim a baby. "From Dani."

And now Tim has to figure out how they're going to raise a demi-clone baby formed from a jar. That Ra's was using as a paperweight in his office -before becoming baby.

Part 1

".... so this is Ra's spleen,” Tim said slowly, looking at the fleshy organ.

"Yep,” Kon and Dani said.

".... and this is Dani's and my son from my spleen,” Tim said slowly, staring at the tiny baby in his arms.

".... yes,” Kon and Dani said after a long moment of hesitation.

Jazz looked up at the sky pensively. If it was anybody else looking at her, she would've surely looked like someone who was praying for patience to a neglectful god.

In actuality, her expression read that she was thinking of ways to save Tim and Kon from being tortured alive by Dan and Danny. Jason's girlfriend was just sweet like that.

Jason pinched the bridge of his nose. "Now what? Tim just has a son now?"

"Well... I guess Lex would be happy to know that he has a grandson," Kon said dryly, rubbing his chin. "Let's hope that the grandfather custody battle won't be too bad."

"Between Bruce, Clark, Luthor, and Masters, we're probably cooked," Tim sighed.

Dani was still holding her very unplanned son, staring at him with a strange gaze. She then looked at Jazz and asked softly, "Shall we call for Clockwork to help?"

Jazz stopped her planning to save Tim and Kon from the Dannys' clutches and turned to her with a nod. "Alright. For now, let's inform Bruce and Clark of these developments and figure out a plan from there. I'll call Clockwork and Pandora to help on the Ghost Zone side. Let's hold off on telling Danny and Dan for now."

They all nodded. Kon looked at the spleen still in his hands. "So what do I do with this thing?"

They all stared at the spleen.

"I could.... eat it?" Dani offered, holding her hand out.

Tim smacked it out of Kon's hands, making it fall on the ground. He ignored the sounds of dismay from Kon and Dani (and horrifyingly enough, also Jazz) and said, "Absolutely not! Who knows how old and disgusting his spleen is?! No one is eating parts of Ra's!"

The baby started crying and all three impromptu parents tried to hush him as best as they could.

Jason looked up at the sky, actually praying for patience and strength from whatever god could grant it.

Jazz just stared forlornly at the piece of meat on the floor.

[sunnilovesyapping]

I have more if you're interested? Specifically that Dick is Rodger, partly.

Also, Conner is interesting cause he was made when Dick was still Robin, if I'm not mistaken? Which means that Reader was also a teen.

There's also the fact that Bruce Wayne would have a god damn conniption over Superman and Lex Luther eyeing his baby. It revolts him that men his age are flirting with his small baby (who's like, 6'2 still slouching and would have probably been as tall, if not taller, if not for the poor posture).

Also, there's the fact that Doof was canonically a double agent working for OWCA as one of the only human agents that went into the field. But he was so bad at his job, they made him become a villain. Because he'd end up ruining the plans of the other villains and accidentally gave OWCA information because Doof went to the evil meetings. So, still technically an operative of the organization, even if he didn't know that.

I had a brain worm on this in your AU.

What if it's the same here? But he's the only one of Oa, the Green Lantern Core, that doesn't have a ring? He's still, somehow, an agent. But he's accidentally averting Armageddon by being his lovable goofy Doof self.

I will never tire of you bbg/p

Ty for verifying the Connor timeline for me

Also reader inheriting that batman #height but seems smaller than usual cuz they’re usually slouching due to how much time they spend on a desk tinkering and making blueprints

Lex is quick to reprimand them everytime they see them slouching (also he like how tall you are)

But once bruce realizes how his Co-worker AND company rival feel about you

Oh does he have a field day

I completely forgot about the OWCA and doofs days in it

But i love your brain worms

(Fyi my replies are short because im at work and bored)

[demonic0angel]

OWO, you take prompts? How about this?

Danny was born a premature and with a heart defect. The Fenton's try to make a clone so they can get his heart transplanted without fear of organ rejection. But they end up making a full on baby and don't have it in them to kill another version of their son just to save their original boy. Danny ends up pulling through and the clone gets filed as a twin that no one noticed was still in when Maddie was in the hospital. So Maddie "had him at home" and went back so he could be medically examined. The new parents feel ashamed of what they initially were going to do and give the child to a cousin who couldn't conceive.

Tim Drake doesn't know he's adopted until a DNA test reveals that the 'Meta' running around Gotham is his 'twin brother'. And the babies he has, that he does babysitting gigs with, are his twin's 'children'.

(I don’t exactly take prompts, but I don’t mind if you send them. Also, I’m going to assume that the twin’s “children” are Dan and Dani, since that seems to be what people prefer.)

“… are you serious?” Tim asked through the phone.

“Yep,” Dick said, sounding like a mixture of amusement and concern, “How do you feel about it?”

Tim thought about it and then responded, “I guess it makes sense why my parents neglected me so much, since I’m adopted.”

“Awww, baby bird…”

“I’m fine, Dick,” Tim said. He picked Dante and set him on a baby chair. Said child stared at him with electric blue eyes, scowling with his pudgy cheeks as if he wanted to tear Tim apart with his nonexistent teeth. Tim rubbed his chubby cheek with a finger before moving away, still holding the phone to his ear as he picked up the other baby.

Dick continued, “Yeah… also, Bruce says that he’s sorry that he checked your blood without telling you.”

Tim snorted, “No, he didn’t.” Bruce was never sorry for that kind of stuff.

Dick sighed. “Yeah, I lied. Sorry. But he did look guilty! He didn’t want to tell you at first, but Jason convinced him so I’m the one telling you right now.”

Tim hummed, picking up little Ella, who was stubbornly holding onto a small cardboard box. Tim let her hold it and placed her onto the baby chair next to her brother, who immediately reached out for her. It was kinda funny seeing how clingy he was compared to his sister.

“We have more information too. We tracked down the new meta and we’ve been looking into his routes. We suspect that he’s living around here, in Bristol,” Dick said. “We think he’s living in an apartment, at XXX on XXXX street, possibly with a roommate named Jazz.”

Tim paused, suddenly hyper aware of the fact that he was in the same building, babysitting a bunch of kids on the same street, who also lived with another woman named Jazz. “Uhh. What else?”

“We think he lives on the third floor and possibly also works at a pizza delivery place? Or maybe a fast food restaurant? He’s been flying back and forth between two places besides the apartment.”

Tim began to sweat. “Uh… anything else?”

“There’s a high chance that his name is Danny Nightingale, and Jasmine Nightingale is in on the fact that he’s a meta.”

Fuck.

Tim looked at his niece and nephew with a new light, eyes wide. Ella beamed at him, giggling while Dante just glared.

Welp. At least Bruce would be happy to be a grandfather now. Even if it was to Tim’s secret meta twin brother.

[demonic0angel]

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