#dani fenton

[lynaskie]

Anger Management for Dummies, Lesson 1: Failed.

[littlesovietchan]

[sunflower39]

3D + 1

[jamathydodger]

Dani growing into her own person! :D

[caffeinatedvigilantewriter]

So Billy is 17, doesn’t matter if he’s homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still don’t know that he Captain Marvel.

One day, he gets caught in a summon.

The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.

After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton

Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.

They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isn’t one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they can’t exactly tell people that they’re married

Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what he’s doing after work,

Marvel: oh! I’m watching that new horror movie with my husband :))

Leaguers: ….

Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldn’t say no!

Leaguers: you’re married???

Marvel: … it was supposed to be a secret… shit…

Shenanigans

- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (“not my husband, bitch!”)

- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny

- Dani pops up:

Dani: hiya papa!!

Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?

Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))

Marvel: aww :))

Leaguers: aww….?

-when Billy identify is revealed;

Leaguer: I can’t believe you made up a fake husband!

Billy: oh Danny is real!

Leaguers: but he’s not your husband, right?

Billy: :))

Leaguers: ….right??

[rheitais]

Constantine: What? Why are you folk silent?

Green Arrow: Since when were you married?!

Constantine: A good long while mate why?

Flash: No ring?! You never told anyone you were married?

Batman: You didn't update your paperwork for that but that aside. Our situation.

Green Arrow: We aren't glossing over that right?

Batman: Mission first.

Constantine: What Spooky said- HEY! ELLIE, BILLY, OFF THE TABLE. Hold I need to grab her. *Puts the call on mute*

Wonder Woman: Constantine seems to be a family man.

Superman: His household sounds like mine.

Batman: Hm.

Flash: Ellie? Billy? Those sound like kid nicknames, he has kids too!

Green Arrow: Probably.

Danny: Hello? Are you still with us?

Wonder Woman: Yes we are hello Mrs. Constantine?

Danny: Oh hun you can just call me Danny please. Love, you are going to drop him if you hold him like that. Sorry we are trying to rangle a bunch of kids right now.

Batman: It is fine, we understand we caught you in the middle of something but we have a situation-

Danny: Yeah Jo told me. From what I got it's nothing big, Vortex is always a big show no power I swear. In the sticks of Illinois there's a town called Amity Park. You are going to want to find the Fentonworks building and you can pretty much grab the appropriate gear to make sure you don't get overshadow- what? Oh. "Possessed". Ew I hate how that sounds. Don't give me that look.

Batman: Thank you Miss.

Danny: No problems! I will make sure John gives my personal number to y'all so ya can call if it's anything bigger. Trust me, if it was worse I would have taken care of it myself- Ellie why are you crying we told you to leave Dante alone when- take this.

Constantine: She answered your questions. I have to go if You couldn't already hear. Little- why are you biting me? *Call ends*

Flash: That was the most informative and confusing call we have ever had with him.

Everyone else: Agreed.

Dabble inspired by Saving Graces inspired another Dabble

[Masterpost]

[demonic0angel]

Dani and Superboy comparing what weird stuff they had downloaded into their brains and what got left out.

"I got the history of every train every made, and no math after middle school."

"I got the migratory patterns of all birds in North America, but not how to use anything in a normal kitchen."

Kon: Wait, what! How come you came uploaded with fairytales?

Dani: Bc my creator read to me while I was in the synthetic womb 🫤 yours didn't?

Kon: ........ no

Dani:

Kon:

Kon: So what about fashion? Luthor input all of the latest fashion trends, though he didn’t tell me about country aesthetics for some reason…

Dani: Yeah, Vlad definitely didn’t do that. But he did add stuff with telekinesis, even tho I don’t have that ability.

Kon: You’re not special, Dani, every clone has downloaded knowledge of telekinesis 🙄

YJ:

[alien-slushie]

Dani: Hey Mom?

Maddie: Yes Dani sweety, what's up?

Dani: Can I have a boyfriend?

Maddie: Oh, of course you can't honey. Never.

Dani: Never? What- Wait why never?

Maddie: Cause even if I die, I'll haunt any man who dares come near you.

Dani: Well I don't think thats very fair.

Maddie: Oh of course it isn't, I mean just ask Danny. He's not allowed to have a girlfriend.

Danny: She's right Dani. I definitely, definitely, definitely don't have a girlfriend. *winks at her*

Dani: So, can I have a girlfriend?

Maddie: Sweetheart, you're missing the point. Nobody is good enough for you.

Dani: Mommy, I need you to hear me, cause I'm telling you right now: at some point I'm gonna have a significant other.

Maddie: You are adorable. No.

Dani: You're not listening to me!

Maddie: Hey, now you know what its like to have a boyfriend.