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[melonishus]

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about (whatever fandom you prefer)

Jaune doesn't fuck He is a nerd ass motherfucker, and that's what's good about him. All these people coming up with things where everyone is inexplicably horny for this weird sex-maniac Jaune are weird and wrong. Let him be a strange boy who helps his friends, don't be weird

--- More Violence time ?

[melonishus]

10 and 27 for the ask game?

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? I'm more of a jam out and do a little dance kind of melon

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Hate really loud things like fireworks. Like the sound of fire =)

Lets get Personal

[melonishus]

Tell us about Dew. What's her relation to Aralaia?

She doesn't really have one beyond knowing her son Aranog. If they should ever meet, she'd probably be immensely uncomfortable, unable to quite handle the abundant energy Aralaia gave off.

[melonishus]

this account is just neopolitan with a computer. that is my headcanon. bless

No idea what you mean =)

Headcanons about me

[melonishus]

Harriet - Well I guess that's it for Ironwood....come on Marrow

[Harriet, Elm and Vine start walking away]

Marrow- No

Harriet - What ?

Marrow - I'm not going anywhere with you

Harriet - Are you kidding me ?! [steps forward aggressively] After everything we've been through, you're just going to abandon your fr....

Marrow- We are not friends

[The Ace-OPS step back]

Marrow - Ironwood was going to shoot me in the back. None of you did ANYTHING

[The three looked guilty]

Marrow- Even worse, you were going to continue working with him like nothing happened

Harriet- We had our orders....

Marrow- And that's fine. For co-workers. But it doesn't make us friends

[Marrow starts walking away]

Marrow- And after everything we've been through, thats the saddest part

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Writing Requests are OPEN

[melonishus]

Let me try. *clears throat and puts horns on head* Hello friends, I am of the horny now. Lets all wear pink and have tea parties.

You laugh now, but wait until i screenshot this

Impersonate Me

[melonishus]

4 (any fandom)

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

Black Sun, Iceberg, White Knight

Sun is annoying. He spent a good portion of Blake's Menagarie vacation playing the "Don't consider Blake's feelings" game, and I was never a fan of certain elements of the fandom treating Sun like the only person of worth in the ship to be super off putting

Yeah I get it, you've followed every romantic comedy story for the last 30 years and got really invested in shameless cad of a man somehow marries woman who is better than him in every way, despite the fact he has no redeeming qualities , but I'm tired of it

And Neptunes always been a horses ass . The two things I remember about him most are "Scared of water" and "shameless womanizer"

Fandom loves a ship where the man shows a solid example of disrespecting the woman of the relationship.

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Salty Asks

[melonishus]

Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again?

Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch?

Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment?

Darjeeling: What languages do you speak?

Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again?

Ummmm, I could do with reading some Tamora Pierce again. I didn't finish the second book, but I'd like to read Dreadnought once more, and perhaps Raven the Pirate Princess

Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch?

Well there's Stardust , Princess Bride , any Miyazaki movie, Tinkerbell , Raya and the Last Dragon....

Peppermint tea: What is your favorite gif at the moment?

Darjeeling: What languages do you speak?

I can't say I know any besides English. You see, schools are cheap as hell and they had like 3 languages to learn the last time i checked. But the problem was that they shoved me into a language I didn't care to learn based on my current region instead of one i was interested in

So I didn't learn it

Tea-tilating asks