#melon skits

[melonishus]

[Penny lifts her shirt to reveal the scars she suffered in their fight with Cinder in the bridge dimension]

Ruby - You KEPT them ?

Penny - Friend Yang says scars are sexy and cool. Girlfriend Ruby , are scars sexy and cool ?

[Ruby blushes and tries to hide her face ]

Penny - Perhaps you do not see them [grabs her and shoves her face into her chest] Examine closely

[melonishus]

Weiss - [shakes Ruby like a ragdoll] Come on , make it rain you dolt. I have a date to get ready for

Ruby - [being shaken so not coming out clearly] Just...buy...your...own...ROSES

Weiss - NO ! You're being STINGY. It's just a little run !

[melonishus]

Kate - I will let you buy me one thing for my birthday ….one

Victoria - [eyeroll and sarcasm] Well what a marvelous event . What does Katie Marsh want for her b day

Kate - [serious] An outfit. An outfit for a normal girl like all of you . I’m tired of looking like model for a Sunday school magazine

[Victoria looks at her hands in awe]

Kate - What ?

Victoria- I’m remembering some nerds talking about a spider guy and how i get great power bringing great responsibility now

Kate - [frowns]

Victoria - I’m scared

[melonishus]

Summer - Yang , where’s your cloak ?

Yang - What ?

Summer - [turns to Tai] Tai, where’s her cloak

Tai -[rubs the back of his head]

Yang - What’s going on

Summer - Before I left , I set aside two cloaks . The one for Ruby OBVIOUSLY, but also one for you

Yang - I COULD HAVE HAD A CLOAK

Summer - [nods]

Yang - I thought you just liked Ruby more than me !

Summer - Tai , I’ll kill you

[melonishus]

“Nora” - [an older woman] [greeting Rwby on their return] Hi guys , it’s me Nora. It’s been so long

Blake - How long has it …..

Nora - [comes out in the open] HA , I fooled you ! I payed this woman chicken nuggets to pretend she was me. She’s a dead ringer

Blake - She is. Have you ever considered that you might be …related

Nora - [looks at the woman with dawning horror] …..MOM ?!

[melonishus]

Kali - Come along one of you , it’s time to meet your new sister

Ruby - What ?

Qrow - Yeeeeeah, I kinda bet you both in a card game an lost one of you . So one of you has to pack your things and be a Faunus

Ruby - That’s imposs….

Yang - I am banging your daughter and will produce an heir

Ruby - [features changing magically as she talks] YANG

Yang - Gotta have my priorities sis

Blake - [pulls Ruby away from Yang] My sis now [leads her away] We’re having fish and then going shopping for books

[melonishus]

Jaune - Pyrrha , you know you can just make your fursona have red fur , even if it doesn’t have that in nature

Pyrrha - [who painstakingly researched this, even making sure the animals were native to her homeland] I just want to make sure everything is exactly correct

Jaune - Pyrrha

Pyrrha - Having established rules is never wrong jaune ....

Pyrrha - Jaune, please behold my fursona [holds up picture] It’s a red panda , but not the legitimate animal. A panda , but their fur is red

Jaune - I understand that Pyrrha

Pyrrha - I like Panda’s because they’re huggable

Jaune - They are pretty cute

Pyrrha - Yes but that was also a hint to hug me

[melonishus]

Penny - [casually dresses in an outfit that revealed the little flaws in her design. Joints that screamed machine , lights that shine through her skin]

Yang - [coming in, and shuts door quickly] Woah Penny , are you sure

Penny - [pauses and thinks] Yes …[turns back to mirror] Friend Ruby says that it does not matter if I am made with nuts and bolts , I am still human.

[Thinking of Ruby fills her with confidence and she poses a little more in the mirror]

Penny - The way she looks at me Friend Yang. It is as if I am the most beautiful person in the world . My heart is filled with such lightness when I think of her]

Yang - [smiles] You love her

Penny - Yes . And that means I do not wish to hide who I am when I am around her.