#melonecdotes

[chubfan135]

Isn't there an Origin that's like, Portal-person? I swear S.cott had something like that in AfterLife or some other modded SMP...

Anyway I need that power to make a portal from the pot of leftover beef stew in the kitchen directly into my stomach 😊. I had a lot at lunch, but I was with family & it was my job to do the dishes after, so I couldn't quite stuff myself into the food coma I was craving. And now it's evening & everyone's in the living room, so I grabbed a small bowl of it to eat upstairs... Not much though, people could've come in at any point & I didn't feel like explaining myself.

It's so good... Humans are 60% water and I want the other 40% of me to be that stew 🤤. And now my stomach's making noises, yes!! It's usually annoyingly quiet, even when I eat a lot... It's a holiday miracle :3

[chubfan135]

Catching up on people's first streams after the charity event. Aside from the obvious glorious M.artyn Backflip Belly On Display video (which I have yet to watch the full vod of & I'm sure I'll have many normal moments about), the one thing everyone keeps saying about that freezing cold lake is that, yes, M.artyn, but also Z.edaph was just SO chill in there. Stayed in for ages, moisturised unbothered entirely at home, "I've never seen someone love cold water as much as Z.ed", etc etc etc.

Everyone entirely side-stepping one of the main reasons why those two specifically were so comfortable. THAT'S ON BEING FAT, BAYBEEEE! Ugh they're JUST like me fr 😊

It's so unbelievably fun to be in cold water as a fat person, guys. Euphoric, tbh. The temperature shock is like being alive for the first time, and then as you adjust to the temperature you realize that gravity has stopped bullying you for once— quite the opposite, since fat is buoyant. There's such a feeling of perfect rightness... Like your body was built to not only survive but thrive in this exact environment. Makes me kind of giddy, honestly.

Anyway I would kill for footage of Z.ed swimming... For tummy reasons of course but also because I want to see other fat people experiencing that joy 🥰

[chubfan135]

Mandatory exercise before noon for the first time in half a decade today... Expect hornyposting later, on account of me getting forcefully reacquainted with my fat ass and how it copes with gravity, movement and such in a PE-like setting 🫠

[chubfan135]

Maslow's pyramid of needs but it's all one colour and it says BISEXUAL REDHEAD FEM M.CYTS WHO SAY THEY'RE PROUD OF HOW BIG I AM & ENCOURAGE / BULLY ME INTO EATING JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE

plz thank you 🥺😳

[chubfan135]

8 & 9?

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8) noticeably distended or subtly bloated belly: a "subtle" bloat is basically an invisible one at my current weight, so definitely the second one. Only good things come from a distended belly— stretch marks, belly rubs needing to be extra light and gentle, how dramatic it makes your silhouette, not being able to hide how full you are... Ough 🤤

9) upper or lower belly bloat: I ADORE when art (especially v.ore art tbh) highlights the difference through a before/after type drawing... But I don't think I have a strong preference for one or the other, beyond a general appreciation for the bottom-heavy look of a bigger lower belly.

[chubfan135]

1, 6, 18 for the ask game??

.. this ended up all being sounds lol

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1) burps or hiccups: I didn't care for burps much at first, but it's so satisfying to let out a big one after a massive stuffing so I've grown to enjoy them. Shout-out hiccups for jiggling your whole body though 👍

6) hungry rumbles or overstuffed gurgles: my stomach tends to be much louder when I'm hungry, with overstuffed sounds being a rare treat... But both are so good aaaaa give me ALL the sounds. Which leads nicely into...

18) noisy or quiet tummies: LOUD 😳🤤🥰 digestion sounds are genuinely one of my favourite parts & biggest turn-ons of this kink. I want witch's cauldron level of toil and trouble in there... Speaking of which, those burgers have started the party. All those sound-themed asks gave my belly the right idea it seems, thanks :3

[chubfan135]

Those "HUGE ME" valentine dessert things I just reblogged give me such massive Wonderland vibes... the cake labeled "eat me" that makes Alice grow big again in the hall with all those doors. A scene that I definitely didn't read over and over again as a child, nope, idk what you're talking about!

Anyway they should bring back S.car's S9 elven bakery to make a bunch of wl-themed sweets, some of which can temporarily give wildcard effects... 😳🥰 but also, everything S.car bakes is delicious enough to make the Huge Me Heart's effects permanent VERY easily. Hehe :3

Huge Me heart cookie. Block candy (rock candy shaped like any block... but candy alone isn't very filling, is it? 😇). Cinnamon Snail rolls (only buy one if you're planning on having it right away. These things WANT to be eaten and will not hesitate to stuff themselves down your throat if you take too long). Time teacakes (the longer you take to eat it, the more full you'll get). Triviabonbons (check the wrapper for a question!). Superpower scoops (of ice cream). I need to try them ALL 🤤

[chubfan135]

Someone remind me to eroticize fat bodies in less conventional ways later. I've been too safe and same-y and focusing too heavily on big bellies.

Gotta vary it up a little, you know? I need to be weirder & more vocal about fat arms and back rolls and neck folds and multiple chins and odd dimples and the millions of other beautiful things about fat bodies 🥰

Probably with Ren & Martyn bc they fit so well into that body worship in minute detail dynamic :3

Anyway, not now! Shower time first