All of my queer and/or trash panda/crow/octopi friends who hide in biz casual are yeeting themselves out of their Twitter nests which means I must now absorb all of the memes I missed here *at once* and my Google search history is not pretty:
* thank goodness he’s straight actually
* thank goodness he’s straight actually tumblr
* who won Eurovision 2022
* next Eurovision watch in US when
* thank goodness he’s straight actually meme
* thank goodness he’s straight actually tumblr reference
* did you mean “blorbo from my shows?” Yes.
* burdvjufcx *freaks out*
* is Misha Collins bi *?!?!???*
* Misha Collins sexual preference mistake timeline not bi after all
(Four hours of rabbit holing Collin’s sexuality later)
* why did rise of skywalker suck so much
It really did, though. I laughed so hard when they kissed that I thought people would be mad but I started a wave and the laughter rippled through the crowd for nearly a minute.
I love Twitter. But as a straight-passing WASP raised in a conservative household with a background in tech who is still on Twitter I am highly qualified to diagnose the following:
The people left on Twitter are the people who show up early to the potluck with a box of Saltine crackers.