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No Context, Only Chaos P10

Chaos Hangry edition.

Taking that beyond-the-grave thing a little too seriously.

Just don't step on it.

Don't touch it either, goddammit!

You have two braincells, and they're fighting for third place.

The fact that jellyfish can live without a brain has given you WAY too much hope.

FREE OF MEETINGS, TIME FOR EATINGS

Skeedaddle skiddoodle we're having noodles.

Your tribute pleases the god of corn.

Son of a motherless goat cheese!

One might say it's been a fruitful day.

Can opening ASMR.

Here comes daddy!

Can I counterspell his horn?

It went in the hole!

GET! YOUR HEAVY ASS!! OFF!! OF! ME!!!

I swear... I am going to set fire to you.

You did sound more indignant than pained.

The face you make when you can't see shit.

So how does it feel to be a washing machine?

I had so much fun and now this nap is going to be EPIC.

I'm sorry and I wish you luck with your new powers.

I'm gonna bingo-bongo the fucking trauma response.

You're as graceful as a ballerina on drugs.

Wow. Sounds like a whole lotta 'not your fuckin problem'.

What makes you think I love you in the first place?

I'm always careful!

Judging by your track record, that is Not True.

I don't think it's so much trying as succeeding.

I mean it could be worse-- I stand corrected.

I'm not condoning it, I'm endorsing it.

That was neither of the options.

You CANNOT ROLL INSIGHT ON THE DUNGEON MASTER!

I'm pretty sure he has a smiley face in place of a brain.

I have no character, but I must roll.

... What else could I say about where you're from?

Can I... can I just eject myself from this conversation?

You may be a bottom, but, by God, you're going to be healthy bottom.

If you tear up my blanket I swear to god I'm going to end you.

The fuckening is an abstract concept.

Pants are an illusion that get in the way.

You act like you're the villain but you just need a nap.

I need a counter for how many times I've died to [name] specifically.

You have lived with me my whole life, I want you to look at me and tell me if there's a god!

Your French is sus.

BWEE!!

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[vcsavi]

❤

[vorriacious]

⚡️ + what's the worst thing you've ever eaten?

i’:Ve learned that i really do not like ancho:Vies. on anything, in anything. it automatically makes whate:Vore i’m eating the most :Vile, disgusting thing e:Vore.

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No Context, Only Chaos P9

I dunno about y'all, but I'm having a ninth time 😎

I promised I wouldn't bring you cottage cheese so I brought you something WORSE!

Don't you shake your jello at the guests!!

It came out last night!

[Organization] does not pay me enough to put that in my mouth.

Just... don't smell it, is my best advice.

The logic might be weird but it exists!

It's not involuntary, it's just the other option is jail.

Whatever, they can go choke on a weenie sausage.

It's all fun and games until you find out hers is bigger than yours.

Are you just beating it up by dropping it repeatedly?

I'm trying to, at least!

I hate those dolls!

What, don't you keep your cash in the freezer? Why else would it be called cold, hard cash?

I don't need to see the stinky doctor! He's gonna poke me!

Instructions unclear, sassed the fairy ruler.

O kitchen gods, you owe me after that sacrifice back in college.

Whee!! Oh shit!

I'm calling myself out on this, but any AOE damage I happen to inflict is just a happy little bonus.

They're not even good words, [Name] just won't shut up.

May all your meals be foodful.

We same brained too close to the sun.

Ooo, I have an idea and everybody's gonna hate it!

Please do not vore my brother!

I gotta water my teeth.

Y'know, out of those two? I'd rather take my chances with Odin."

Oh so [name] took to pirate life like a firecracker takes to a garbage can.

You should not be conversing with red chocobos.

You have a regen, you're fine…

I'm here to eat your pocket book, this is my job.

Manly as in malewife.

Man they pay me to put up with (local idiot) not these guys.

In this game, that we're going to be playing for the next three days- unless we all murder each other.

Yay! I inflicted psychic damage!

Dammit, I used my one smart for the day!

[Name], you were in the ER. That's the opposite of fine!

The puzzlemid... hopefully the puzzles aren't mid.

You are like a hamster on crack.

I watched a crab get cooked by the forces of GOD-

Eldritch god soup. It's like gamer girl bathwater, but a thousand times worse!

I'm sure we'll have something long and hard with him later.

Call me Odysseus because it feels like twenty years since I have seen my bed (its been like. 8 hours.)

No, I appreciate your face, you bitch.

No that's gay-- wait it's pride month it doesn't count!

Witness the local tsundere in their natural habitat.

You can find one if you look in a mirror!

I have faith, and if not faith, then I have popcorn.

We're trying to be KFC, you know, extra crispy.

Well call me a dumpling, because I got steamed.

It's a simple little thing, but, my day is tasty!

Don't eat yourself, that's cannibalism!

SLUT MUFFINS

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[grimtermemeing]

No Context, Only Chaos P6

"My friends are way funnier than I am" edition.

Okay, you're engaging in waterless behavior. Do you need moss enrichment?

You go home... then you go home... and then you go home...

And also because fuck attempting to travel alone in particular.

What is this heresy?

You know what, I am going to dunk you sideways.

Give me your fucking hand, [name.]

Don't chop off your hand, just give it to me.

... Instructions unclear, I have no hands now.

It's the moon, it does it to all of us.

Oh shit, I forgot I had a kazoo.

There are worse times and bad times, and right now is a pretty bad time.

Wait, did you say beasts or bees?

Imagine a normal ass first name and then your middle name is Gilgamesh.

You spin me right round baby right rou-- why is this light not rotating?

I didn't fall into the cliff, I t-posed into the cliff!

I can't help it, I only have so many frames!

Well then break more frames!

Just pay a subscription to get more frames, it's only $19.99 plus your soul.

They're MY frames and I need them now!

The butterflies really said 'fuck you, yeet!'

Why the fuck? Oh, okay, that was why.

You're hurting my poor carrot heart!

So that's what at the center of a moss. A carrot.

I said Karen, not carrot!

Are you saying you're not sweet and crunchy?

I'm not crunchy at all! I'm soft and squishy!!

You can't just demand memes on command!

Yeah they're just like me for real but they're normal.

Ghosts are inherently autistic.

Well [Name]'s crops are getting watered tonight!

He's just got a waffle hat, it's fine.

You've seen the e-girl outfit [Name] runs around in, right?

He looks like a middle-aged guy who fell off the Titanic!

He is kind of CEO-coded.

So what you're saying is we're going to assassinate him, got it.

Oh that's a non-issue, with his creations he's gonna assassinate himself one day.

Unmasked, unhinged, and autistic as hell.

It's fine! In absence of neck, take out your spine.

Okay but have you tried to take out your spine?

What you do, right, is you grab your [relation] and you take out his kneecaps and then that solves your problem!

So then take his legs, and then he'll never be tall again!

I don't got words, I don't got verbs, I don't got birbs... but I do got nerds.

No thank you, I get enough migraines out of this.

Look I'm pretty sure I'm ineligible for that kind of thing, I voided my warranty a long time ago.

That's the best thing about percussive maintenance! It's for when you don't got a warranty!

It's the maintenance for when you need a dose of violence in your life, but you don't want to commit the violence.

I dunno, I'm just here.

Time to go into the pit!

They awoo.

Those are some conspicuous particles.

Oh, I need to honk you.

When you get ready for a majestic leap, and instead you just bonk your head on the ceiling.

The jellyfish are doing their best!

The funniest part about the crabs is you can pick them up afterwards.

I need to slow down... just a little faster... no, faster!

No, they're not okay! No one is ever okay!

Whatever's going on there, I'm not sure I wanna be part of it. I think it might be a murder.

What do you mean you don't wanna be part of a murder?

JELLYFIMSCH.

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No Context, Only Chaos P8

Well I guess you guys have really ate these up, huh? As always, change pronouns as needed.

I've got a new ga~ame~

Throw out the forbidden rigatoni!

Chaos screaming!

Peoples don't need thoughts; peoples are sheeples.

Yes, because that has never gone horribly wrong and resulted in multiple fatalities.

I guess she got pretty agree-ved with me.

Polls that won't start wars 2k25...

Time to go pop some worms!

That's what I thought you chocolate loving WHORE-

Put your wafflehouses away!!

Megalovania begins playing.

Forbidden pilaf!

[Name] is a twink out of 10.

My jar of marbles!

I will see you tomorrow, and by see you I mean stare at your profile picture. Weird.

Don't go to faire being a stinky [name]!

But stinky!

Wood's in everything... like microplastics!

I was on a rock!

I gotta take off my socks it's making me hot.

[Name] makes himself a wiggly bitch, and it misses.

I haven't had enough campaigns-- I mean caffeine - to deal with any of you.

If you pound me then you pound me-- wait.

Dr. Weirdo, MD

You can be Dr. Nurse.

Don't worry, you got the heals.

What do you mean it's vampires?! I thought it was philosophy!

I mean if those vampires wanna philosophize me, something something...

Philosovampires?

Thank you for taking your 200 CCS of not being a dick.

I guess I’ll just have to resign myself to be eternally haunted by your friendship.

Is there a way to punch confused feelings into submission?

I’ve kinda stopped doing the thing lately. Well, unless I’m in a piss-poor mood and I feel the need to punch a face for being.

Most of our friendship is beating the shit out of each other affectionately.

We're playing silly buggers with [name].

It's okay to be a little creepy!

[Name], what did I say about evil cackling on the comms?

Does anybody in this party actually possess a gender?!

We're playing tennis with our singular braincell.

Forged in the fires of [name]'s disrespect!

[Name]'s praise was correct.

[Name] gets an excellent grade in "not getting the party killed."

She took my dagger really well-- NOT LIKE THAT!

🖕 No words, just birds. 🖕

WOAGH

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No Context Only Chaos P7

{ Change things to fit characters, of course. Normally I try to edit these to be easier to do so, but a few lines were too funny as-is. }

So far [Name] hasn't responded to my message, so either he hasn't seen it, or it was ominous enough he's decided "wtf I'm not responding to that."

And now darkness has no longer fallen, but we can't warp anymore.

Why the fuck is there no places to go?

Kidnap me please... no!! It kidnapped me!

I got no thoughts in my brain. 🎶

The braincell is lonely in my brain. 🎵

Ravioli are just Italian Gushers.

Mmm... bees.

Soooo are you gonna release the bees or are we gonna wait?

Gotta get that sweet sweet event wax.

Hey at least it's event wax and not earwax.

I'm gonna mercilessly crash down through the sky, honking all the way.

It was a quiet polite honk though. Not a maddening vicious honk-tastrophy.

I hate people... anyway, be right back.

I don't wanna make new friends, I've got enough friends, and trauma from new friends!

Oh okay I just gotta bonk into people with my candle.

What's a little second degree burn between friends?

Damn, y'all are quitters.

Oh holy shit this isn't what Hydaelyn intended.

You know what really gargles my goyles?

This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

Stop putting words in my mouth! They're some of my least favorite things to have in there!

In my defense, I said no immediately after.

If I had a million dollars I would not still have a uterus, amen brother.

No Mosses were harmed in the making of this meal.

I almost burnt my eyebrows off.

Don't mind me, just grabbing a child.

That minecraft urge to run frolicking through the deepslate cavern, looking for diamonds.

Tell me that's edible glitter.

You're a daily quest rainbow.

A circle, which is very circular, very nice.

Little bastard woofbeast needs to FUCK OFF away from my greasy, sodium-drenched hell-dinner.

Thank you all for putting this in the crudest terms possible, instead of engaging in a reasoned debate about the moral and ethical implications of close interaction with the undead.

I'm torn between "oh god I love you guys" and "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO."

I don't need the teenager to remind me that I routinely roll ones on my social adept skill checks.

I thought you got to be friends with someone by bashing your head against them until they love you.

You know what's terrifying? When you put it that way it sounds simple, normal and rational instead of totally batshit crazy.

... so help me I will light you on fire.

Yes let's just pair the one-man army with the tactical genius and master psychic.

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. Like an inside out hamster or something.

What kind of demonic being did you pay off to not gag on that?

I mean, that's practically why we're friends.

Our mutual honest and open loathing of the worst humanity has to offer?

Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

You're gonna get, like, some world ending monstrosity out of that, I know it.

Brain stop brain'ting.

I know this too shall pass but man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone.

Instructions unclear, sassed the fairy queen.

Well that's agree-gious.

Candibles.

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Who do you think the Chaldea Rumor Mill would pair with my character? I'm all ears!