#mensez

[geekalogian]

This would be more embarrassing if it weren't so sad.

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS????????

This is the Mensez (pronounced Menses, like period)

Invented by a male (much surprise very shock) chiropractor, this is essentially GLUE FOR YOUR LABIA.  You glue your ladyparts together to hold in all that icky lady bleedin’, then the glue is dissolved with urine when you go to the bathroom so that the blood is released.

GLUE. FOR. YOUR. HOO-HA.

Because you know, when I’m on my period, I think “you know what would solve this issue? GLUING MY GENITALS TOGETHER.”

I just. I. I can’t.

Read the article.  It’s quite a ride.

[acerebral]

i trust him

[cheeseblarg]

Forget Mensez, Here's Period Pocket!

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I’ve come up with a much more convenient idea that will leave Mensez in its dust! Take that, Dr. Dan!

[geekalogian]

i am just still reeling over the Mensez “lipstick” i want to tell every woman i know so they can share my laughter/tears/utter dumbstruck horror

Just. it’s so LUDICROUS?????? THE ENTIRE THING sounds like an SNL joke gone horribly awry but it’s a real thing that you could theoretically purchase with actual money??

And as the Bloggess pointed out when she discussed it, WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TO THINK IT WAS CHAPSTICK AND GET IT OUT OF YOUR BAG AND oh gosh I can’t even finish the sentence

it’s just so bad. on every level. It’s so hard for me to conceive that this is an actual thing

[opinionamyed]

Panty Liners + Powdered Glue = A Bad Idea

Panty Liners + Powdered Glue = A Bad Idea #mensez

Panty Liners.

You know, those things we are apparently supposed to wear between periods? When I was 19, I worked in a pharmacy. I have a vivid memory of a company rep coming to talk to my boss about putting in a panty liner display. I was standing next to her when he explained that the concept behind panty liner marketing was to make women feel that they needed to wear one everyday, thus creating…

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[themomsandthecity]

5 things about menstrual lipstick that are just so wrong

by Maggie Downs posted in Life A chiropractor in Kansas has invented something he calls Mensez “Feminine Lipstick,” a product that is supposed to revolutionize menstruation once and for all. And – drumroll, please – it’s glue for your labia. Here. I’ll let Dr. Dan Dopps explain. This is the description on his LinkedIn page:... Read more » Want to get the full story? Click on the headline above. And thanks for reading the BabyCenter Blog. http://bit.ly/2mBzKiJ

[opinionamyed]

‪In answer to the bloke who thinks we should glue our vaginas closed- try Manshoosh! Www.handbagmafia.net/manshoosh-mensez or link in profile. #mensez #glue #shutyourmouth #feminist #laughs #aussie #writer