#mentopolis au

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Ok but like

TMA Mentopolis AU where Jonathan Sims is a rather scrawny and underutilized personification of Hyperfixation, Sasha James is fearless if distractible Curiosity, Tim Stoker embodies the desire for Physical Pleasures of all kinds, and Martin Blackwood is a rather dithering and unsure Attention Span…

…in the mind of an under qualified stoner employed at the Magnus Institute by the name of Elias Bouchard

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In honor of the Mentopolis finale, may I submit for your perusal:

Mentopolis Family Sitcom

Featuring:

Conrad Schintz as our lovable young protagonist

Justin Fication as his Best Friend

The Fix as protective, fun-fact-filled father

Pasha N. as affectionate, intensely enthusiastic mother

Ronnie Reptile as snake-obsessed, artistic younger brother

Madame Guilta Loathing as the stern, secretly repressed teacher

Daniel Fucks as wacky, hijinx-fueled uncle

Hunch Curio as his easily distracted, well-meaning partner

Anastasia Tension as world-wise, chronically underpaid vodka aunt

Fanny Fawnsworth as her eager-to-please, maybe slightly criminal girlfriend

Imelda Pulse as extravagant, mischievous champagne aunt

H. V. Lance as her devoted, quasi-conspiracy-theorist fiancé

Bonus: Elias Hodge as resident family friend and weird neighbor