#mentorproblems

[thedeathcorp-blog]

Still hurts...

So there I was walking with my mentor Helga, and she is explaining all the methods and uses of flight. I am paying really close attention as she is walking and pointing here and there and gesturing at the sky. There was a thick fog around our feet.

I was walking close to her and then I fell. Not a step, not a couple of feet. Try a few hundred.

Oh she fell with me. All the way down till I hit the ground. She stopped a few inches short and knelt down to tell me that normally that method works.

Now I know for future reference that pain is still a thing when you are incorporeal.

[kaatiyeh-blog]

when you upset my students

I will come after you and defend them like an insane, pissed off mother. If you have an issue with something they're doing, take it up with me.

I don't tell your students to stop what I may find to be so insignificant just to come do my dirty work, so don't do it to mine!

OH AND TRY ANSWERING AN EMAIL FOR ONCE. UHG.

*insert screaming raging fit here*