#newguy

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[newguy335]

Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 Walkthrough Part 1(Prologue)

[cultmoodymovies]

  Animation/Cartoon Fan Art by Themrock

[theravencawsatmidnight]

Hey Raven 💙💜 Can I please get a Demon Kirishima with Nsfw monster prompt 11. "Look at you...I thought you wanted me to stop?" 🥴

Hi bb!!! Of course ♥️♥️🥰

Monster Prompts #11 NSFW. “Look at you... i thought you wanted me to stop?” With Demon Kirishima!

New Guy In Town

He was at the same bar as you eyeing you all night long, buying you drinks and flashing that happy smile with his pointy teeth. By the third drink you decided to invite him over to sit with you and he was happy to accompany you.

“Never seen you here before .” You said sipping your drink

He laughed deep, very deep , he also slammed his hand on the bar startling you. “I just moved here and well after lifting so many boxes i needed a drink” he scooted closer sipping his beer

You had a slight buzz but you were still aware of things around you . So when he got closer you scooted away slightly. “Oh yeah? Lifting all day is not fun i agree. After my day i think i need something stronger than this. “

He smirked offering you his beer. “Strongest they got . Dont worry , its safe see?” He took a sip and held it out to you. You raised an eye brow taking the beer from him holding it tight and lookong inside. The smell tickling your nose in an uncomfortable way. You shrugged taking a sip and the last thing you saw was the mans smilr creeping all tbe way up his face.....

••

You woke up dazed, hungry. Head spinning and.. your core felt like it was dripping. You moved your arms to rub your eye but your arm was stuck above you making you look up to see both arms shackled to the fancy red wall. You tugged looking forward to see your naked body and black smoke lingering all around you .

Something slid inside you making you jerk forward screaming . It slithered all the way up wriggling all around leaving a moving indent on your abdomin and just under your stomach . It was not overly big but it felt very.. long, burning. The smoke faded and you saw the same man standing there admiring your body with his hands claws on his hips. His haze traveled up to mert your terrified face . He winked and the object thrusted into you making you jerk again. He caught your cheek moving your haur behind your ear.

“Look whos awake. How ya doin?”

He was .. his mouth crept all the way up his face with holes scattered so you could see his long fangs. His red hair was down now with some kind of red liquid dripping off the tips , his eyes were cat like , and ruby red . His chest was... covered in cuts , with smoke lingering out and his legs were completely black with long claws instead of feet. His tail twitched and you jerked again.

“Sorry he couldint resist .” He looked back at his tail then back at you. “Your mine now. And were gonna have so much fun.” His tail started to actually fuck you and you screamed into the night.

After your fourth orgasm you were unable to move , only twitching everytime his tail wiggled inside you. He had littered your chest and neck with bite marks and claw marks . He cupped your face again and you looked up with tired blood shot eyes . He tail slipped out along with globs of his cum. You flinched and your knees touched trying to hide your trembling pussy .

“Dont worry my little spawn, youll grow to love it .”

••

For three days he tortured you with his tail. Teasing your clit with the tip whenever you looked like you were gonna pass out , rubbing his long slim tail all around your folds to calm you when you were shaking. You had started to beg him for the rubbing, telling him it felt nice and you wanted to feel it again . He always took his tail out to rub your aching pussy to watch the slight bliss on your face.

The chains dissapeared and you fell to your knees with a hand between your thighs feeling your throbbing wet pussy. Slowly you tipped your head up to see him standing over you smugly, his tail wagging around giving you a better look at it. It was his dick.. his tail .. was.. He tipped your chin up wiping the drool away .

“Look at you... i thought you wanted me to stop? And instead your drooling over my tail.”

“Please..” you reached for it and the tail moved out of the way.

“Present yourself to me spawn.”

You laid on your back bringing your knees up to your chest begging him, pleading . His laugh shook the room as his tail slthered over to rub your folds. The moan that fell off your mouth was music to his ears . He shoved his tail all the way up inside you and smirked down at your needy slutty body. You were in for a long long night.

[retrothelazyvirus]

Welcome!

Welcome to my Tumblr account bruh

[avis2]

I'm probably rather late to the fanart of this fellow, but I *did* get around to making him.

[mohegan567]

It’s back to the action for New Guy

[askcherrypie]

#NewGuy Goes Viral - Why?

Well, it seems to be because someone made a comic strip where their self-personification character was laughing about someone they didn’t like getting robbed, and a “new guy” character they created to be the butt of the joke ended up getting widespread support for - well, just being a decent person.

Looking at the strip itself, the author’s point seems to be that she can’t be friends with anyone who would think that robbery is bad - IF it happens to someone the author thinks is a “millionaire gamer-bro douchebag”.

Those three terms are very important to the strip, because they’re the justification for the author enjoying some schadenfreude at the expense of someone they dislike. This, in and of itself, isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It depends on whether or not the dislike itself is justified. Otherwise, the author is just being a douchebag.

Let’s take a step back from the politics of the people involved for a second to examine the terms in use. On their Twitter page, the author debuted this strip back in December with the quip: “won’t someone think of the poor millionaires?”. That indicates that of the three descriptors, “millionaire” is the actual justification in mind.

So let’s examine that: imagine you have a neighbor down the street named Pablo. The street’s been kind of icy, and last week Pablo slipped and fell on his ass while going out to get his mail. If you’re a douchebag, you probably laughed, filmed it, and put it up on YouTube so everyone could make fun of someone taking a spill on the concrete. If you’re not, you probably hissed through your teeth and then shouted over asking if he was okay.

This week, Pablo wins the lottery. He’s now a millionaire. He goes out to get his mail, slips on the ice, and falls on his ass. What’s changed?

Well, if you’re the author of the comic in question, he deserves to be laughed at now because he’s rich. That’s all you need to hate the guy.

But let’s assume that’s not all there is to it. The author did also call him “gamer-bro” in the strip... and the problem there is that this is either a negative, positive, or even neutral term, depending on how you personally front-load it in your own head.

Same for the term “gamer-girl”. I just popped that out there, and in your own head, you either had a positive, negative, or neutral reaction. Your justifications for your view might be logical or ridiculous, but there’s no way I or anyone else can know why you feel that way until and unless you say so.

The author tosses out “gamer-bro” in a context suggesting it’s supposed to be negative, but we’re not given a reason why. If the reader already associates “gamer-bro” with negativity, they will likely side with the author’s viewpoint, but if they’re neutral on the term, it just comes across as the author hating male gamers. Worse, because there’s no other context, this also seems extremely petty and pointless... like calling the robbery victim a “millionaire sous-chef douchebag”. Someone who sees “gamer-bro” as a positive and wholesome term meaning “guy who enjoys playing video games” will likely interpret the author as being something of a troll.

Let’s go back to our neighbor Pablo again: he not only won the lottery, but he also likes playing video games a lot. His new hobby is streaming his games online, and he’s getting something of an audience. Then he goes out to get his mail and slips on the ice.

Are we supposed to mock him?

Finally, there’s the term “douchebag” - and here, the author has fucked up on multiple levels.

The first problem is that “millionaire gamer-bro” has already been put in front of “douchebag” as reasons why the author hates the robbery victim. At this point, it’s entirely readable as nothing more than an underscore of the existing description... like adding “fuckhead” to the end of an epithet.

On the other hand, it might not be. It might be a reference to something douche-baggy the robbery victim has done.

This is the second problem: the author didn’t set up any such reference. If there were a running story arc, where the strip’s protagonist is routinely commenting on this particular “millionaire gamer-bro” and WHY they are a douchebag, THEN we might have a reason to agree with the author.

But here comes the third problem: even if they had, the New Guy in this particular strip is clearly not familiar with the situation either.  Yet instead of taking the opportunity to explain to New Guy why she feels the way she does, Old Gal immediately puts New Guy on her personal shit list.

Which makes her the douchebag in this scenario.

She doesn’t have to be a millionaire, or a gamer-girl, or anything else, for people to justifiably give her a ration of shit over all this - she’s a douchebag, she’s been called on it, and rather than own up to that she’s claiming to be a victim and throwing out her “trans card” as though it justified her being a douchebag. Other people are also rising to her defense on this basis, acting as though calling out her douchebagginess is an assault on the LGBT community.

Some are even going so far as to attack anyone who just posts positive fanart of New Guy. At this point, you don’t even need to mention the author - just draw New Guy being a decent person or being treated decently, and you will likely invite at least a few caustic comments about “transphobia” or “bullying”.

Welcome to 2020, everyone, where it is problematic to enjoy common decency.