May I request the current partner request but with the undatables.
Thank you for reading my request
YES FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING WITH THIS IN MY NOTES FOR SOMEONE TO REQUEST IT🥹
Obey Me Undatables x S/O calling them their “current” partner
• The second you introduce him as your “current partner,” he freezes mid-laugh.
• He smiles, but there’s visible buffering happening behind his eyes.
• Tries to play along at first.
- “Oh? So there are applicants for the position?”
• Internally becoming irrationally competitive over a joke.
• Starts asking suspiciously casual questions:
- “And how long does one typically remain in this role?”
• If you keep the bit going too long, his clinginess spikes HARD.
• Pulls you into his lap in front of everyone.
- “Then I suppose I should work harder to become your permanent one.”
• The moment you admit it’s a prank, he looks relieved for half a second before dramatically sulking.
• Absolutely uses the phrase against you later.
- “Ah yes, my current beloved.”
• His smile does not change.
• Which is honestly more terrifying.
• You can FEEL him analyzing every possible timeline trying to determine if you’re serious.
• Continues serving tea perfectly while psychologically dissecting your wording.
• Starts subtly asking questions designed to trap you.
- “So there have been others?”
- “Should I anticipate replacement?”
• If you continue the prank, his responses become increasingly polite in the dangerous way.
• You finally crack and admit it’s a joke and he just sighs softly.
- “…Good. Because I had already begun reconsidering several futures.”
• Later gets revenge by referring to you as his:
- “Current favorite human”
• The disappointment in his voice hits WAY harder than anger would.
• He genuinely thought your relationship was serious-serious.
• Starts wondering if he misunderstood your feelings.
• You can physically see him getting quieter.
• Still kind to you the entire time though because he refuses to guilt trip you.
• Once you confess it’s a prank, he gives you the softest, most tired look.
- “You truly frightened me, you know.”
• Then lightly flicks your forehead.
• Absolutely brings it up years later.
- “Am I still your current partner?”
• Bursts out laughing immediately.
- “CURRENT? Oh, that’s evil.”
• Thinks it’s hilarious right up until he realizes you sound convincing.
• Then he narrows his eyes.
• Starts counter-pranking you instantly.
- “That’s fine. My future partner likes me more anyway.”
• It becomes a battle of psychological warfare within minutes.
• If you don’t break character, he absolutely gets more clingy and smug at the same time.
• Wraps an arm around you.
- “Then I’ll just have to make sure I outlast the competition.”
• When you admit it’s a joke he acts unaffected.
• You suddenly realize this may have been a mistake.
• He takes words VERY seriously.
• Actually asks if your commitment to him is unstable now.
• You can see genuine confusion because why would someone phrase it like that otherwise?
• If he notices you trying not to laugh, his eyes narrow immediately.
• Not dramatic outwardly, but internally offended.
• Once you admit the prank, he exhales deeply.
- “Do not weaponize ambiguity with me again.”
• Secretly relieved enough that his shoulders visibly relax.
• Immediately assumes you’re disrespecting him on purpose.
• Starts ranting about standards, loyalty, and proper titles.
- “Do I LOOK temporary to you?”
• The more you commit to the bit, the more competitive he gets.
• Suddenly trying to prove he’s the superior partner.
• Brags loudly in front of others:
- “Clearly I’m memorable enough to remain the favorite.”
• Gets visibly smug if anyone laughs because he thinks he’s winning somehow.
• When you reveal it was a prank he’s still annoyed.
- “…That was not amusing.”
• Starts cackling immediately.
- “CURRENT?! OH that’s messed up!”
• Thinks it’s the funniest thing ever until she realizes you’re saying it to her.
• Starts interrogating you like a detective.
- “How many partners are in rotation exactly?”
• Pretends she doesn’t care but absolutely becomes territorial.
• Wraps herself around you dramatically.
- “Too bad. You’re stuck with me now.”
• If you confess it’s a prank she acts relieved for exactly 0.2 seconds before going back to teasing.
• Retaliates by introducing you as:
- “My emotionally unstable human.”
