May I request the current partner request but with the undatables.
Thank you for reading my request
YES FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING WITH THIS IN MY NOTES FOR SOMEONE TO REQUEST IT๐ฅน
Obey Me Undatables x S/O calling them their โcurrentโ partner
โข The second you introduce him as your โcurrent partner,โ he freezes mid-laugh.
โข He smiles, but thereโs visible buffering happening behind his eyes.
โข Tries to play along at first.
- โOh? So there are applicants for the position?โ
โข Internally becoming irrationally competitive over a joke.
โข Starts asking suspiciously casual questions:
- โAnd how long does one typically remain in this role?โ
โข If you keep the bit going too long, his clinginess spikes HARD.
โข Pulls you into his lap in front of everyone.
- โThen I suppose I should work harder to become your permanent one.โ
โข The moment you admit itโs a prank, he looks relieved for half a second before dramatically sulking.
โข Absolutely uses the phrase against you later.
- โAh yes, my current beloved.โ
โข His smile does not change.
โข Which is honestly more terrifying.
- โCurrent partnerโฆ?โ
โข You can FEEL him analyzing every possible timeline trying to determine if youโre serious.
โข Continues serving tea perfectly while psychologically dissecting your wording.
โข Starts subtly asking questions designed to trap you.
- โSo there have been others?โ
- โShould I anticipate replacement?โ
โข If you continue the prank, his responses become increasingly polite in the dangerous way.
โข You finally crack and admit itโs a joke and he just sighs softly.
- โโฆGood. Because I had already begun reconsidering several futures.โ
โข Later gets revenge by referring to you as his:
- โCurrent favorite humanโ
โข The disappointment in his voice hits WAY harder than anger would.
โข He genuinely thought your relationship was serious-serious.
โข Starts wondering if he misunderstood your feelings.
โข You can physically see him getting quieter.
โข Still kind to you the entire time though because he refuses to guilt trip you.
โข Once you confess itโs a prank, he gives you the softest, most tired look.
- โYou truly frightened me, you know.โ
โข Then lightly flicks your forehead.
โข Absolutely brings it up years later.
- โAm I still your current partner?โ
โข Bursts out laughing immediately.
- โCURRENT? Oh, thatโs evil.โ
โข Thinks itโs hilarious right up until he realizes you sound convincing.
โข Then he narrows his eyes.
- โโฆWait. Hold on.โ
โข Starts counter-pranking you instantly.
- โThatโs fine. My future partner likes me more anyway.โ
โข It becomes a battle of psychological warfare within minutes.
โข If you donโt break character, he absolutely gets more clingy and smug at the same time.
โข Wraps an arm around you.
- โThen Iโll just have to make sure I outlast the competition.โ
โข When you admit itโs a joke he acts unaffected.
โข 100% retaliates later.
โข You suddenly realize this may have been a mistake.
โข He takes words VERY seriously.
โข Actually asks if your commitment to him is unstable now.
โข You can see genuine confusion because why would someone phrase it like that otherwise?
โข If he notices you trying not to laugh, his eyes narrow immediately.
- โโฆYou are teasing me.โ
โข Not dramatic outwardly, but internally offended.
โข Once you admit the prank, he exhales deeply.
- โDo not weaponize ambiguity with me again.โ
โข Secretly relieved enough that his shoulders visibly relax.
โข Immediately assumes youโre disrespecting him on purpose.
โข Starts ranting about standards, loyalty, and proper titles.
- โDo I LOOK temporary to you?โ
โข The more you commit to the bit, the more competitive he gets.
โข Suddenly trying to prove heโs the superior partner.
โข Brags loudly in front of others:
- โClearly Iโm memorable enough to remain the favorite.โ
โข Gets visibly smug if anyone laughs because he thinks heโs winning somehow.
โข When you reveal it was a prank heโs still annoyed.
- โโฆThat was not amusing.โ
โข Starts cackling immediately.
- โCURRENT?! OH thatโs messed up!โ
โข Thinks itโs the funniest thing ever until she realizes youโre saying it to her.
- โโฆWait, hold on.โ
โข Starts interrogating you like a detective.
- โHow many partners are in rotation exactly?โ
โข Pretends she doesnโt care but absolutely becomes territorial.
โข Wraps herself around you dramatically.
- โToo bad. Youโre stuck with me now.โ
โข If you confess itโs a prank she acts relieved for exactly 0.2 seconds before going back to teasing.
โข Retaliates by introducing you as:
- โMy emotionally unstable human.โ