#mercutio-no

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Juliet: Romeo, you’re genius!

Romeo: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Tybalt, in disbelief: What, a genius?

Romeo: No, Romeo.

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Mercutio: I cut my finger, and it’s bleeding.

Benvolio: Just apply pressure onto it.

Mercutio, to his finger: If you don’t toughen up your family will disown you. Trust me, I know.

Benvolio, getting his medical kit: Forget it.

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Tybalt: I prevented murder today.

Juliet: How?

Tybalt: Self-control.

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Mercutio: If I was kidnapped, what would you do?

Benvolio: Nothing. They would let you go voluntarily in 30 minutes.

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Benvolio: Hey! This is not the time to blame Mercutio!

Mercutio: Thank you, bro-

Benvolio: There will be plenty time to blame Mercutio later, when this is solved.

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Romeo, drunk: I like Juliet. She has such beautiful eyes.

Romeo: I love her!

Juliet:

Romeo: Don’t tell her, ok?

Juliet, trying to keep a serious face: Okay, Romeo, I won’t.

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Romeo: I’m upset…

Tybalt: I want you to know that someone cares.

Tybalt: Not me, but someone.

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Romeo: What do you think Mercutio will do this time for a distraction?

Benvolio: He’ll probably make a lot of noise or throw rocks. I wouldn’t do anything of that sort if I were him, but…

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Benvolio: …or he could do that.