#merrywizardmercantile

[merrywizardmercantile]

"Mysterious little shop that wasn't there yesterday" as a business model is great for evading taxes and liability for dubious artifact sales, but it makes building a customer base pretty challenging.

[merrywizardmercantile]

Welcome to Merry Wizard Arms & Charms!

Proudly procuring peculiar paraphernalia for public purchase. We've been in business a long while, but I can't say how long since the shop is unmoored from space and time.

Feel free to take a look at our wondrous wares! We can also special order any items you don't see on the shelves.

All sales final. Not liable for curses, damages, or causal effects of any purchases.

[merrywizardmercantile]

Do you have any curse removers? I got cursed with magic incompetence. Now I can't cast fireball.

-@your-local-evil-wizard

Why, certainly! Do you know the origin of the curse?

[merrywizardmercantile]

I invite you to ponder...

Beetle Orb

[merrywizardmercantile]

Oh, this mask?

Cursed?! No! Certainly not!

Yes, it is certainly priced to sell, but really, I'm just looking to make space in the store.

It will definitely come off once you put it on the first time.