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Jasper Fenreed/M/601y.o.

[merrywizardmercantile]

Welcome to Merry Wizard Arms & Charms!

Proudly procuring peculiar paraphernalia for public purchase. We've been in business a long while, but I can't say how long since the shop is unmoored from space and time.

Feel free to take a look at our wondrous wares! We can also special order any items you don't see on the shelves.

All sales final. Not liable for curses, damages, or causal effects of any purchases.

[cimicherrychanga]

skeletor big naturals.

[merrywizardmercantile]

So true.

[cryptotheism]

The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

[cryptotheism]

Yeah man I'll read their callout post after this call with my tax assessor.

[wizard-at-large]

The tax assessor is just another form of anon hate, but in real life.

[ennieasys]

the gayest image you got tag

Mine's this:

I nominate @sscarred-starss @siffrin-enthusiast @cccat-in-a-meat-sack @planetsnakes @rosiescrypt @tiny3racha You don't need to nominate that many people, I just didn't want any of my mutuals to feel left out

[oneannoyingjestress]

Bet

Userbox I downloaded to use

@nothingf-i-s-h-yhere @frogpantsthebloodgod @symbiosis-enjoyer @merrywizardmercantile @fattocatto-wizard

Hey mutuals

[merrywizardmercantile]

My turn!

Your turn!

@wizard-at-large @a-squirrel-wizard @marijuwizard-the-high @ponderous-tomes @carnivalwizard

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[rarespawns]

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

[ash-the-tiefling]

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

[robotzebra]

Amphibiuary day 12: Eat

[gavamont]

@bogglethebogwizard fabulous new place, love the hors d’oeuvres, and the two hostesses where one tells only truths and one tells only lies was a nice touch.

[bogglethebogwizard]

you see i knew the community really needed a win after what happened to wizard ikea. all the recipes are modeled after what my grandmother used to make for me like the Just Bugs specialty platter and the More Bugs Au jus (bug juice). truly love the work my hostesses put in -- hard to find hosts who are really willing to put in the work required to give guests a quality experience. do you know how hard it is to find folks these days still willing to kill whoever could not successfully answer their riddles three?

[returnsandreturns]

i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

[returnsandreturns]

bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.

[returnsandreturns]

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

[t-800]

for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall

[villainessbian]

Are they EVIL evil or like, horny evil?

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

I don't know, but I'm horny just looking at them.

[slutty-wizard-council]

This is important data

[merrywizardmercantile]

Something something "boning".

[archmage-kelzar]

🔮 Behold, mortals of the information superhighway! I am Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos, wielder of the arcane, master of the mystical, and the most splendid of spellcasters! 🧙‍♂️

🌟 Gather 'round, ye seekers of wisdom, for I shall regale you with tales of my fantastical exploits! From turning my socks into ferocious beasts (they now roam the lands as "sock-gnolls") to attempting to brew a potion of infinite wisdom (it turned my cat into a philosopher), my wizardry knows no bounds! ✨

🔥 Fear not, for I am a benevolent wizard, here to bring mirth and merriment to your mundane days! Join me on this whimsical journey through the digital realms! ✨

💫 Remember, dear followers, the most powerful magic of all is the magic of laughter! So let us cast aside our woes and embrace the joyous chaos that is the world of Narkissos! 💫

Sincerely,

Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Hello, always a pleasure to meet a fellow scholar of the arcane. Here take this Enchanted Rock that generates 1d6 - orange magic crystals per day

[promotedtweetz]

[dogshitdotnet]

@cryptotheism you have competition

[cryptotheism]

ON SIGHT

TEN THOUSAND POST BLAST

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[schlarklezyaoi]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[official-penis-posts]

Official Casting Spells On Your Peunis Post

[donutlover417]

my horny ass could NOT be a wizard

[queerbuwan]

I feel you haven't met the @slutty-wizard-council

[slutty-wizard-council]

wanna be a wizard? ;)

[donutlover417]

fuck yeah i wanna be a wizard wizards ROCK

[slutty-wizard-council]

okay so first lesson, pants are optional

[merrywizardmercantile]

This is why robes are so popular!

[slutty-wizard-council]

yes, because you could be entirely nude underneath the robes and no one would know except the cutie you're also hiding under there

[merrywizardmercantile]

A new, exciting spin on Three Gnomes in a Trench Coat.

[donutlover417]

my horny ass could NOT be a wizard

[queerbuwan]

I feel you haven't met the @slutty-wizard-council

[slutty-wizard-council]

wanna be a wizard? ;)

[donutlover417]

fuck yeah i wanna be a wizard wizards ROCK

[slutty-wizard-council]

okay so first lesson, pants are optional

[merrywizardmercantile]

This is why robes are so popular!

[whatadumbasslamb]

effervescent

[aquilacalvitium]

Pondering the snorb

[brightlotusmoon]

[feminismishot]

"Humans will always make gods out of the absurd" is killing me rn

[brightlotusmoon]

Thank you! I was extremely stoned when I wrote that tag.

[girldick-conniseur-revengance]

is that estradiol in the rathole?

[tooquirkytolose]

[guerrillatech]

[wordsandshadows]

See the chap with glasses and an incredible moustache in the bottom right? that's Magnus Hirschfeld, the gay Jewish doctor who ran the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Research) in Berlin. It was largely his books, his research that the Nazis burned.

Everyone else in this photo is a trans person that Dr Hirschfeld worked with. This photo was taken at their christmas party.

[failure-to-adult]

It is important to note that this action was not an "oh, Nazis ALSO targetted other prople". They directly linked Hirschfeld's institute and research to claims of a Jewish plot to destroy German society.

If that sounds familiar, it's because it is the EXACT same rhetoric being rolled out by prominent TERFs for the last few years including, yes, The Wizard Lady.

Antisemitism, racism, and transphobia/homophobia are ALWAYS linked together.