#mess!!!

[heung-mins]

ben giving us slapstick.. okay, comedy queen 😳🤣

[pynkhues]

I totally agree that Roman would have a weird hate-crush thing with Stewy xD I feel like Roman would try to make out with Stewy at least once at a party, just to see why Kendall is so into him, and Stewy would just go with the flow which freaked Roman out.

(x)

Hate-crush is the perfect way to describe it, anon!! And yesss, I can totally see Roman trying to manifest a drunken make out, haha.

I feel like he'd try it sometime between highschool and college when Stewy and Kendall were back from doing their undergrads at Harvard together. Maybe threw a rager at the Summer Palace during the break while Logan was away with like, the specific intent of impressing them (because you know Kendall would've been terrible at throwing parties, and Roman is genuinely pretty good at it when he wants to be), and Stewy wouldn't even have wanted to go initially, but end up sticking around because Kendall was too paranoid to leave hundreds of drunk eighteen year olds anywhere near their dad's precious shit.

Or at least, he cared until the drugs started flowing, and then Kendall was off, and Stewy ends up alternating between taking care of him, and being increasingly amused by Roman's increasingly drunken attempts to neg him (because you know it would be negging with Roman and Stewy, haha), and it wouldn't be until Kendall was passed out and the party was starting to wind down, that Roman would try it, and Stewy would let him mostly just to be able to torture the Roy family with the knowledge of it later, hahaha.

[brightmalcolm]

the thing I learned about myself from this episode is I actually don’t like found family as much as I thought and I just want THE DRAMA kjdskjsdkj

[shameikmoorre]

been thinking about this since Endgame so I finally made it lol

[locktobre]

the timeline of legally blonde 2 doesn't make any sense bc elle graduated in the class of 2004 but the interns on the hill are said to be class of 2003... i mean i know the movie came out in 2003 but? apparently they just... forgot the part where it should have been ahead... the sequel is not great for a number of reasons but i just can't wrap my head around this timeline

[khofnak]

I connected my IG to my contacts so I could block everyone and then make my acct public but there’s literally 100 of my family members all over IG I wanna SCREAM!

[hotniatheron]

the real mess is that HISTORICALLY jack rackham originally got his king’s pardon from saying vane forced him into piracy (this being after the crew mutinied against vane and jack took over as captain lmfao)