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[pmdthehumanconnection]

You both decide to hear what the Corkus the banette has to say. Not without reluctance, however.

“What conditions?” The Riolu says.

“Oh, there’s no need for you to go worrying your dim little head over there.” Corkus Grins. “It’s nothing too complex.” 

“Just that you keep your lips shut on those made up ‘shakedowns’ that you were so keen to imagine.”

“And that includes keeping quiet to the guildmaster. Capiche?”

You don’t recognize who the Banette is talking about, but it appears that the he doesn't want you to tattle on him. You're not sure if you can say the same. 

[pmdthehumanconnection]

“Ha HA! He thinks they’re a human!”

The Banette continues to laugh at you and the Riolu. It's getting annoying.

“Oh that is just precious!” Corkus says. “Thanks for the laugh, mutt. Didn’t realize I needed it!”

“A delusional dog and a coward pig. Whom can’t even get along. What a team!” Corkus continues mocking.

By this point, you're pretty sure this is going to end in a fight.

“In exchange for the entertainment... how about I let you two along?”

...Or not?

What will you do next?

[biolizardboils]

Mate, I loved your drawing of the Nightmare from Sonic Unleashed, looks real happy, Also, I like the unique take on the feet, too.

oh thanks!! i didnt realize i was drawing them wrong till it was too late, but im glad they still look good!

[jiggy-pagie-drabbles]

Yooka's a pretty cool guy. he collects coins with play symbols on them and doesn't even care about any obstacles.

First of all, he’s a very cool guy.

Second of all... there’s no second. He’s just a very cool guy. :)

[jiggy-pagie-drabbles]

Yooka, can you show us your butt?

@metrogamerx

“M-my butt?” Yooka asked, quickly turning and getting embarrassed. “W-why would you want to see that?”

[jiggy-pagie-drabbles]

Laylee, what are your thoughts on Batman?

[Oh, dear...]

“He’s ooookay, I guess.”

[jiggy-pagie-drabbles]

What would it be like if you were in Smash Bros.?

“I’ve thought about it,” Yooka said. “Laylee and I would probably be a pretty good team against the other competitors. But... we might not be very good against, say... Snake.”

“Or literally anyone who is big, scary, or owns lots of destructive weapons,” Laylee added.

[karkats-face-on-things]

Karkat's face on Heavy (request by metrogamerx)