me: it’s the bee sneeze
other person: dont you mean the bees kne-
bee: achoo
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@dentalshoes
me: it’s the bee sneeze
other person: dont you mean the bees kne-
bee: achoo
napping is so foreign to me like what am I supposed to do, just lie there?? without doing anything??
Me: *guesses on a multiple choice question*
Next question: explain your answer
Me:
substitute teacher: “hello, i’m your sub. you guys can work on class work, play games, do homework, overthrow the cuban government, eat, read, whatever, I’ll just be here in the corner if you guys need anything.”
customer service person/retail worker: Hello! How are you today?
me (having one of the worst days of my life): I’m great thanks for asking!
*cuts up strawberries and shares them with you
me eating when I was younger: yucky food! me don’t like!
Me now eating something I made: haha this is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted *takes another bite*
People really be
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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if I don’t eat this brownie someone else will
same energy
talking to anyone makes me immediately pick up their speech patterns make it stop
I went to “Waffle House” just to find out it’s made out of fucking bricks what the fuck
me: stop laughing its not that funny brain: cruz missile
we gonna rock down to
electric goose canoe
i hate it when people don’t wear their masks, it makes me sick
someone: *shows basic kindness towards me*
me: