#meyerpire

[knittingwithhighlighters]

the most unbelievable thing about twilight

is that all the vampires are either single or tied off into these happy little straight couples. give me some queer polyamorous vampire lovers already

[knittingwithhighlighters]

Twilight be like

“There are no vampires in Eastasia”

[knittingwithhighlighters]

Twilight band names

So I’ve been reading Twilight again...it’s fun to take a walk down Memory Lane! In honor of the books (and the movies), here’s a list of Twilight-inspired band names. :)

Vampire Baseball

Moonless Night

Angry Grizzly Bears

Jacob and the Blacks

Volturi

Hypothetical Jane

The Royal Rosalies

Non-Reality

Spider Monkey

Glistening Gold  

Wolves Descend

Jasper and Jessamine

No Fog Obscuring

Fluorescence

[anakinsson]

ive been spending a bit time on the tvtropes site on twilight, and there’s a part talking about vampires being killed by atomic weapons, and for some reason i started wondering if it’s possible to kill a meyerpire with a lightsaber.

[jean-kirschtussy]

One thing I never understood about Stephanie Meyer’s Vampires is why they can bite people so easily in spite of not having sharp fangs. 

Any creature that bites to fight or hunt is going to need visible fangs to puncture flesh properly. With only human teeth, do Meyer’s Vampires just crush down on flesh (animal or human) with a lotta pressure since that’s what they’ll probably have to do in order to survive?