Closed rp w/ @spiderofscience
“You--can’t escape--the law,” he wheezes, running after a horde of drug dealers that just got done beating up a homeless guy for fun. Let’s be honest, Wade doesn’t really care about the drugs part, but these assholes were going to town on some defenseless guy right outside his favorite taco stand. And it’s not even noon. “Really need to work on my cardio,” he pants, unholstering one of his pistols. “C’mere, you filthy animals.” He aims while sprinting and lands a shot in-between one of the fucker’s shoulder blades. Ooh, that’s messy.
Wade ducks and rolls when the assholes start firing back at him, shooting mid-roll and catching one dickhead between the legs. And that’s right about when he realizes that there are civilians on this sidewalk. Shit. Shit, shit. They’re coming up to to a bridge--desperate, heroic times call for desperate measures. “Citizens! Prepare to be violently thrown to safety!” Wade shoves some soccer mom and her kid off the bridge just as machine gun fire punctures the concrete railing with bullets. “You too, Mark Zuckerberg,” he says, punting a scrawny-looking teenager over the railing with them.