#miaislying

[thunderousnipples]

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[shittyaus]

Hey, if you don't mind can I have some aggressive barista aus? Love the account btw

Sure! :) (and thank you so much!)

I was gonna order my coffee but you look super pissed at the world here i’ll buy two and you can have this one, you look like you need it

usually you’re pretty happy and cheery in the morning but you’re super angry today what’s wrong?

woah, there was no need to be so violent to my coffee what’s got you so upset

you didn’t need to be so rude to me i was just ordering i think i should talk to your manager

I wasn’t entirely sure if this was what you wanted, so if I got it wrong, please let me know so i can try again! :)

~Karissa

[writingsofwinchesters]

Firstly hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood and will get blood stains out. Secondly, you're kinds hot, wanna make out sometime?

Thanks for the tip. Shoulda figured that out years ago, with Sammy being so smart. You guys are geniuses. 

Oh, sweetheart, you know I’m always down for that. *smiles widely* 

[writingsofwinchesters]

Hiya! I've got salt and exorcism pulled up on my phone and holy water. Do you have any other advice for keeping monsters at bay? Its almost Halloween.

Good start. Put some rock salt bullets in a shotgun, get yourself a silver knife, a machete, dead man’s blood, and somethin’ made of iron. Some Borax if ya can. Got an angel blade or a demon knife? Best of luck, sweetheart. 

Better yet, come to the bunker. We’ll keep ya safe. 

[writingsofwinchesters]

Hey, when you are around people who aren't hunters do you have to act super-natural? Sorry. Bad joke. Anyway, what is your favorite thing a girl can wear? Besides nothing.

*grins* Love a girl who has a sense of humor. 

One of my flannels. Sexy as hell. 

Talk to Dean!