#michael gets sent things

[beeptozier]

okay but richie forces himself to move on. the two people he loved most are gone but he forces himself to move on. he ends up having one kid, a son. he names the boy edward stanley tozier, and one day his kid just goes “don’t call me eds!” and he just bursts into tears

[ holding up a water gun ] i do not need this angst at 9:05pm

[beeptozier]

Trans Richie where the guys don't even know that he's FTM. Bev knows though and helps with binding and tells him what voice sounds best and what makes him look more masculine. When the guys do find out though, they're extremely accepting and shower him with tips and advice on what to wear and "cool things guys do" (like spitting over the edge of the quarry like in the movie would be a lesson)

im crying in the club

[beeptozier]

modern au idea where richie gets his first packer and won't stop talking about it e.g "guess what came in the mail today??" "what??" "deez nuts!" // "my dick literally came in a box. you jealous?" and no one /really/ understands what he's going on about except stan who's just sorta in the background smiling fondly.. anyway just thought this was cute/funny. love your blog :)

[ cries in spanish ] THIS IS SO PURE!!!!

[beeptozier]

Trans Richie headcanons?

modern trans richie 

*wore ace bandages because he couldn’t afford an actual binder

* ^ the losers surprised him with a binder for his day of birth

* once forgot to take off his binder before he feel asleep and woke up with bruises

* hated how fast his hair grew because he believed that having long hair = looking feminine, he loves his hair now !!

This is short and sucky I’m sorry I can’t think of anything rn :V

[beeptozier]

(I’m projecting on richie again stop me) richie gets so goddamn dysphoric on his period. Physically, he’s pretty good. He’ll get more headaches, his belly hurts but its not exactly cramps. But he just feels so tired and sad and upset. Stan (and anybody else that’s there) just cuddles the fuck outta him

im crying

[beeptozier]

Trans Richie HC that the losers will literally obliterate anyone that calls rich a girl.

[random name] found dead in derry, maine

[beeptozier]

any stozier thoughts on this fine saturday morning????

i can’t stop thinking of Richie using weird bird pick up lines on Stan,,,,

[beeptozier]

Please tell ghost stories of your house omg

LAST YEAR I WAS LEFT ALONE AND MY TOILET STARTED TO FLUSH BY ITSELF MULTIPLE TIMES AND AN HOUR LATER AFTER THAT I HEARD FOOTSTEPS WALKING FROM MY BROTHERS ROOM, WHICH IS NEXT TO MY ROOM, WALK ALL THE WAY TO MY PARENTS ROOM THEN WALK OUT AND BACK TO MY BROTHERS ROOM. THERE’S ALSO BEEN TIMES WHERE IM DOWNSTAIRS AND I’LL HEAR FOOTSTEPS WALKING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS OR I’LL GO UP TO MY ROOM AND THE CEILING FAN WOULD BE ON. IVE HAD LIKE PHYSICAL CONTACT BUT IDK IF Y'ALL WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT