Michael with ✨LATINA✨ s/o
If you’re of some Latin decent BUCKLE UP…
Has and will bother you for Mexican ✨Candy✨
That’s how you guys met
Michael “welcomed” himself into your home and was eating your candy
Michael got the shit beat outta him by the ✨Broom✨
“Cabrear al hombre del saco-" You threw a vase at him while was was standing there like 🧍
Lowkey surprised you actually tried to fight back
Waited for you to calm down and offered you YOUR OWN CANDY 🤦♀️
He kept coming back for food and eventually just ✨StAyEd✨
A SUCKER for home cooked meals
Will appreciate your culture through ✨meals✨
LOVES the ✨nicknames✨ you give him (Mi Amor, piojoso, Papi🥵…)
BEWARE this might start something else…
Likes the fiery attitude
Can create some ✨issues✨ Michael is the Dom in the relationship
Lowkey likes being told off
Pretends to hate it but finds it ✨HOT✨ that you are brave enough to tell the SHAPE of all people off!
He’ll try his best to learn ✨SPANISH✨
Michael is already invested in Telenovelas (HE LIVES for ✨DRAMA💅) so he understands when you ✨CUSS✨ him out
After one of his hunts he came home late and of course it was raining, he traced mud through the HoUsE!
“Michael, maldito idiota, dos horas de limpieza desperdiciadas!”
He was caught in a trance “Wow that was so beautiful. What does it mean?”
“presta atencion hijo de puta—“ You shook sense into him
Then he learned what it meant
He doesn’t really care though at least he gets lectured & it sounds ✨BEAUTIFUL✨
The two of you watch Telenovelas together and talk of all that happens in the episode
He has a hard time speaking in English so if he tries to speak Spanish mans is DEDICATED ✨FOREVER✨
Will ✨KILL✨ anyone who makes any comments towards your ethnicity or culture
He may be a ✨BOOMER✨ but mans is hella progressive
Michael lived in constant judgement all the time so he will never judge you
Overall 9/10
