#michigan things

[5iftythre3]

[kirby-the-game]

i live in bumpkin country Michigan where we used to get the first day of hunting season off of school. i am also a democrat.

where will i find the love of my life

My closest library

Michael’s Craft Store

A Gretchen Whitmer rally

In a snow bank after the next blizzard

At your mom’s house

Heaven

Tinder (Hell)

Voting ended onOct 22, 2025

[laas-yahnir]

H O M E S

[dimonds456]

Wheatley is a Yooper

[kenisle]

a bunch of crows isn’t a bad omen it’s just a group of funky little corvids. you know what is way more fucking ominous? the rows of traffic cones along the side of a busy road that will be under construction sometime soon for a duration that is, as of yet, unspecified.

nothing says “the end is nigh” like all these bad boys standing in a long line

[wherearemyglassesbro]

you're right, i don't know how to pronounce mackinac. would you be able to bless me with that knowledge?

Lemme guess. You think it’s Mack-a-nack dont you? Huh?? Huh??? It’s actually Mackeh-naw

And guess what else? Sault Ste. Marie. You think it’s pronounced Salt Saint Marie right??? WRONG it’s Sue Saint Marie. SUEEEE!!!!

And what about Ypsilanti? I bet you have no idea how to say that one. The Y makes an I sound so it’s ip-sil-auntie AHHAAAA!!!

[jadetheamazing]

I'm gonna go see P!ATD

Wish me luck and hope i don't get stuck in the whiteout blizzard or die of hypothermia!!!

[lavenderprose]

Weird Michigan Fact number fuck-if-i-know:

People from Michigan fuckin LOVE any song that mentions Michigan.

At Red Wings games, they play Don’t Stop Believing and mute it on the ‘South Detroit’ line because EVERYONE SCREAMS IT ANYWAY, even tho there’s no such thing as south Detroit.

Up north, if you don’t hear Kid Rock’s All Summer Long at least six times a day in the summer, Someone Has Died.