Kirby

the official blog of kirby (the game) not affiliated with nintendo i am your pink overlord. bow.

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the official KIRBY blog (not affiliated with nintendo)

call me whatever tf you want ig

i am the first ever gay female non-mormon mormon prophet. never have been mormon, probably never will be…chances are low but never zero

i’m the president, view the new state borders below

pro trans

anti AI and if you ever try to claim I’m using AI you will be blocked, i’m too funny for a computer to take credit for my work ever

i wanna be like @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist when i grow up

pro arson as long as it’s only used for evil

fuck crushed ice and also fuck ICE

i don’t fuck with pickles

check my pinned tags for my best work

here’s the post you’re probably looking for

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goodbye, tiny, strangely shaped kitchen. i will always remember you.

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things i did in this kitchen:

got tipsy one night and sat next to my washing machine to listen to it run

had a mental breakdown and made meatballs immediately after

attempted (and burned) a batch of beer cupcakes

asked my dad to microwave me a plate of pizza bagels

almost burnt myself trying to retrieve a piece of macaroni from my stove drip pan

never TRULY found a place for my pots, pans, and other baking goods

ran out of storage space and stored food inside my mechanics closet

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goodbye, tiny, strangely shaped kitchen. i will always remember you.

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i’m moving this week and feeling very anxious about it!!! so i wrote a song

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really REALLY excited for you all to see tomorrow’s video!! in the meantime, here’s a poll - if you want a topic that’s not listed here pls comment below! <3

which video topic would you like to see?

more general life discussions

new music

playing DS/Wii games from my childhood

ACTUAL cooking vids (with actual recipes)

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

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mormon folk please send me your favorite dirty soda recipes. i will be trying a bunch of them for an upcoming video. thank you and have a blessed wednesday night

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had a really strange dream last night where keke palmer and i were in a production of cinderella together. keke if you’re seeing this we share a special platonic soulmate bond and if you’d just give me a chance i swear we could be something great

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had a really strange dream last night where keke palmer and i were in a production of cinderella together. keke if you’re seeing this we share a special platonic soulmate bond and if you’d just give me a chance i swear we could be something great

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I think I’m getting attached

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update: super fucking attached and also super fucking moving at the end of the month AGAIN

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went on a date on Monday and my boss decided out of the blue that we needed to CHANGE OUR ENTIRE STRATEGY by five pm that night so my date turned around and picked up my computer so I could work on the way there. boss fired me but at least i found the best, most insane guy ever

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i keep seeing proposal videos on my timeline and unfortunately i do believe in fate so have i finally met someone that i am going to marry at the same age as my parents got married? the intriguing inner machinations of a mildly disturbed individual

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i know that you all have mormon love in you but anybody got some of that sweet sweet mormon hate?? i need a favor

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great now i need you all to send that hate to my boss because he just fired me

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i swear to god i swear to god i know this is going to sound ridiculous but i swear on my life this just happened to me

i was using tumblr on public transit AS I DO and this young looking person comes up behind me and taps my shoulder and gestures for me to remove my headphones and they say i swear to god i swear it they say "i like your shoelaces"

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getting caught up on high potential and ??? why the fuck was there a random ad for copilot shoved into my episode. fuck you ABC i will filet your CEO and dip his remains in sweet baby ray’s barbecue sauce.

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fucking love to see a win for queer folks in this trying time

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hey @mosesonethirtynine received the most terrifying ad of my life after you reblogged so. passing this on to you

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me when i’m out shopping with my mom and she takes her eyes off of me for FIVE SECONDS and i run away to the book aisle and she starts shouting my name across the store

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Drink water everyone. Didn’t know Kirbys could get heat poisoning but here we are