#mick scenes.

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Fun times at the Hazbin Hotel!

Lucifer: UGH... I'm so hungover...HOW am I hungover?

Husk: I can field that one boss, yesterday I bet you that you couldn't make the best liquor in all of creation with your powers and...weeeeell...

Angel: Heeerrrreeeeey HUSK....YOU are PRETTY! LET'S GET MARRIED!

Husk: Everybody but you is still drunk.

Charlie: *On phone* WELL FUCK YOU MOM, I DON'T...care...*SOBBING"...

Vaggie: I'ma... I'ma STAB your bitch mom Charlie, it's HAPPENING!

Alastor:*Outside* And THAT...is my en-TIRE backstory lamppost! *HIC* YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

Nifty: I just CLEANED the en-TIRE neighborhood!

Husk: She's a drunk cleaner, it's a thing.

Lucifer: ... well how are YOU not drunk or hungover?

Husk: Honestly? I've had stronger.

Lucifer: Respect.

Angel: IT'LL BE A SPRING WEDDING!

Husk: Bitch we're all ready engaged , take a nap.

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AND NOW-Helluva secrets REVEALED!

Angel: MAN, me and Husk, Cherri and Double-dick getting engaged, just a wander when YOU two are getting hitched you know?

Charlie: OH, yes, that IS definitely a question that exists!

Vaggie: YUP, but we are just...SO happy being just dating which we DEFINITELY are.

Angel:....son of a BITCH you two are MARRIED all ready AIN'T YOU?!

Charlie: Whaaaaaat? NOOOOOOO-yes, we are incredibly married.

Vaggie: It was either BEFORE or AFTER the angel invasion, its all a blur.

Cherri: CALLED IT!

Pentious: She did, I was THERE.

Lucifer: Sorry I was over in the other room having my dreams of giving away my daughter shattered-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Alastor: INDEED they were, I WAS THE OFFICIANT!

Lucifer: YOU SON OF A-

Charlie: NO he wasn't, he's just messing with you.

Lucifer: OH I'm having feelings, BIG feelings. Charle, Vaggie, I'm SO happy for you both, and I'm glad Vaggie is apart of our family...but we are DOING a FUCKING wedding you got me?!

Charlie: OH well, what about the others-

Angel: Yeah ours can wait.

Husk: Planning your signature couple cocktail is all I care about now.

Cherri: And I'LL plan the explosions!

Charlie: I'm not sure whether to be scared or feel SUPER loved right now.

Vaggie: That's family for you.

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AND NOW-a conversation that would LOGICALLY take place like...a FEW days after the Hazbin Hotel season 2 finale!(Hazbin Hotel spoilers)

Vaggi: HEY-HEY Niffty, how's your work day going? Niffty: I just cleaned a carpet SOAKED in blood and viscera...so obviously GREAT! Vaggi:...gonna dial back to that, but I meant to ask...you're an OVERLORD right? Niffty: Llllllllast I checked, DANCE MY BUG MINIONS! Bugs: *Bug noises*. Vaggi: Heh, still impressive. But I was wandering, if you're an Overlord, how come you never used your powers to cl- Husk: NIFFTY-the guest in room 1315 puked his, his wife's, AND his hooker's guts out! Niffty: *GASP*-the trifecta, I'M ON IT! Vaggi:...okay we don't HAVE a room 1315, as rule of hotels, so why- Husk: Look I've known Niffty longer than you, you do NOT want her to use her powers to clean up...things go...weird. Vaggi: Like...mass homicide weird or...ANOTHER weird? Husk: Bitch I don't even know, all I remember is waking up smelling like ammonia and my fur being blonde! Alastor: You can SEE why I'd want someone so CHAOTIC in my...employ. Vaggi: Another thing to dial back to, so OKAY don't ask Niffty to clean with her powers. Niffty: You want me to clean with my POWERS?! OKAY! *RECITES ANCIENT LATIN* Vaggi:Awwww dammit! Husk: YOU ARE PAYING FOR MY FUCKIN' FUR STYLIST! Alastor: I'm fine either way! Baxter:(Takes notes flirtily).

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AND NOW-a possible future Hazbin Hotel story!

Angel: HEY BITCH-how was the date with double dick?

Cherri: Oh you know, we uh went... antiquing.

Angel: OH...I see.

Cherri: And even when we DIDN'T buy anything he'd just go into MAD detail about where the fucking thing came AND how much he appreciated it's fucking form!

Angel: ... and you loved it didn't you?

Cherri: OF COURSE I LOVED IT, how the fuck can one man describe a lamps in intricate detail and be so FUCKING CUTE?!

Angel: That's St. Pentious for you!

Pentious: Cherri darling, I just learned of a store that is FILLED with rotary phones, perchance you'd join me?

Cherri: Fuck YEAH, you sexy snake nerd!

Angels: Youse two are also banging in all the stores you go to right?

Cherri: Oh of course.

Pentious: It's hard finding a business in hell that DOESN'T have a sex room!

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AND NOW-Helluva Letter shenanigans!

Pentious: HMMM...DEAREST...Cherri, no no, UGH! Emily: HEY PENTIOUS whatcha doing? Abel: OOH-is that a letter from Cherri? Pentious: Indeed my friends, and after she gave me such a PASSIONATE letter, I'm VEXED on how to respond! Emily: OOH-maybe we can help- Abel: YEAH! Pentious: Oh well that's- Emily: No buts, let's see...oh...OH MY I...uh, Abel? Abel:...WOW that's...uh...WOW I'ma...take a shower. Emily: YEAH uh, KEEP AT IT Pen, I'm sure she'll love what you write-OKAY BYE! *BOTH FLY A WAY* Peter: Da da da,walking to my friend Pentious OH HEY a letter...huh...there is not one mention of any sex in here from your girlfriend. Pentious: I was going to say, Emily and Abel are RATHER sheltered aren't they? Peter: You better believe it, did you know they haven't even held HANDS with anyone?! Pentious: GIIIIRL, dish!

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AND NOW-another possible Hazbin Hotel future!

Husk: By my powers of hell, give my creation LIFE!

*OMINOUS SOUNDS*

Cherri: HEY HEY, how's the newly ....freed...Overlord...the FUCK?!

Husk: BEAUTIFUL ISN'T IT! PLUMB tomatoes as far as the eyes can see!

Cherri: Uh...why did you *GASP* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH you are a-DORABLE!

Husk: HAHA-yup, I wanted to make Anthony some home made pasta sauce from scratch, couldn't find any tomatoes at the store so BAM-demon powers!

Cherri: SO sweet, and GOOD call as he just...HATES the pre-made sauce.

Husk: Don't I know it, when he wasn't proposing to me again drunk on Lucifer's Jack, he just shot up the en-TIRE sauce section!

Cherri: Hey, any reason to give the hubby a home cooked meal is a good one!

Husk: DAMN STRAIGHT! Say, who cooks, you, Saint Double-Dick, or the Eggboys?

Cherri: USUALLY we just rob a restaurant.

Husk: And heaven is okay with that?

Cherri: Who says heaven KNOWS?

Husk: HAHA-respect!

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Part 1 of Offspring

Picard: Commander Data I am just not about you having a child.

Part 2 of Offspring

Picard: You take away my android step-son's daughter and I will take away your LIFE!

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Richter: I am Richter Belmont, last descendant of the Belmont clan, and I HUNT- Maria: UUUUUUH hold on a second, I may be your third cousin but I'm STILL related to the Belmonts. Richter:...oh...well, I RICHTER BELMONT-second to last member of the Belmont clan- Tera: Yeah, I ALSO exist thank you very much! Juste: And I've been here the whole time some how! Richter: UGH-okay FINE, I'm NOT the last Belmont! WHAT should I assume there's an entire VILLAGE of people related to the Belmonts?! The Entire Town of Wygol: HELLOOOOO! Richter: UGH-I need a drink. Annette: Hon, you're only 19. Richter: And its 1792, I'M GETTIN' HAMMERED!