#micropeen

[weirdb1tchnextdoor]

I think I would date a man with a micro penis like I’m scared of a big ass dick like I wouldn’t break up with you if you had either just one would be wayyyyyyy easier to deal with

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE NO DMS

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

Hi do you have a small dick? Waiting for ans- oh wait, I don’t *need* to wait, I know you have a tiny lil peen! I dunno, just doesn’t seem to me that it’s the sort of thing one would ask someone straight up.

Or is it just me readers?

[crazymeds]

JD Vance goes into way too much detail about Trump's "assets" that were exposed during the process of becoming the Republican nominee for Vice President.

[herbertlemon]

Micropeeeeeen

[shittybutattractive-blog-blog]

Stop crying jellybean tears and get out of my apartment

Lizi: i wonder if there was a follow-up to FOTC "albie the racist dragon"

"JUDGEY the staunchly not-girlfriend"

because it would be me.

you can have the bubblegum pie

Shonali: "i can't believe you brought over pie on the first date, this is disgustingly forward and i won't have any"

Lizi: except instead of "and suddenly ablie wasn't racist anymore"

Lizi: "and suddenly Judgey couldn't stand him anymore"

"also he had a woefully small penis"

too far?

Shonali: NOPE. blogging.