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@madprincesshours @most-mid-lady-in-the-land

Ladies, I'd like an update on Aurorian's state with possible. And to thank Lady Elizabeth for the help with yesterday's sabotage.

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a short princess in a ripped up gown approaches Bec, eyes wide and nervous. “uhm hello Ser Bec? is it? i’ve been…. noticing certain strange things happening, and might have overheard your conversation with Lady Sierra. about an undead army.”

she shifts nervously from foot to foot, clearly scared as she continues, “i might not be a knight, or- or a decorated mage with a spell book larger than my head, but i might have some…. abilities that could prove useful? i haven’t confided to anyone the powers i’m going to tell you of, but i fear that now might be the time to bring it up. can you spare a moment? please?”

Yes, of course, princess, but first... Are you hurt? Did something happen? Your gown is... *they gesture at the torn clothes*

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Ser bec…… i might have set a werewolf upon the manor. by accident. uhh what’s the plan here, you seem like you have a protocol for this…..

First, how. Second, why. Third, where.

Fourth, sadly, yes, I have a werewolf protocol in my manual because my life is a nexus of torment.

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ser bec, you’d better find helm or i swear to all the olympians, shit hits the fan. it apparently took a drunk ser aurorian to it’s room, then when one of the other members of her court came to find her, it had taken its armor off and she was on its bed. she says nothing happened, but she’s concussed and so fucking drunk she’s almost passed out. i have no time for pleasantries and manners, as i need to stay with the vicountess and the other princesses but if i see it, helm is getting dragged into the nearest room and interrogated. and i won’t be fucking nice about it. go find it or i will.

mwah 💋

liz

A note is sent in response:

Your Highness,

I have my people on the look out for it. I don't intend to interrogate it, because I will kill it either way. I kindly ask that if you or your entourage are able to capture it, you alert me immediately so I can end its miserable existence. As an undead creature, it barely reacts to pain and cannot be properly killed without the right weapon, which I possess.

- Bec

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bec you’re not going to arrest me right? or idk feed me to the faerie army….. like please!! i didn’t realize my actions have consequences things would get that bad :( i can pay the healers, and i volunteer to fight in the inevitable battle….. just like do NOT kill me, for your sake. my knight is fucking crazy and it’ll come out i mean she’ll kill you.

First of all, princess, know that I don't respond well to threats. Scarier people have threatened me and it hasn't worked out for them so far, see? Second of all, I'm not the baron, so I can't actually arrest you. Although I *could* recommend that course of action, but I won't, because you helped set up something really important yesterday.

Keep out of of trouble and we'll call it even.