#midoriaga

[fieriframes]

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[gensokyo-post]

Don't worry; she made it out of Hakurehab just fine.

[2hushit]

Wut.

;)

[2hushit]

What if I don't have thighs? (I severely doubt you would want to see them anyway~)!

if u dont have thighs please contact www.gloomgaze.tumblr.com

[2hushit]

I'm asking stuff.

send me pics of ur thighs instead

[affluentplussizeprogeny]

MUHAHAHAHAHHA, I POISONED ALL THE CHICKEN IN THE WORLD! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE CHICKEN AGAIN!

Y-you… criminal! Have you realized what you’ve just done!?

Not only do I will not have the joy of indulging in chicken. But I am not the only one who eats it and only I know about this catastrophe!

Hmph, but what you don’t know that I am the leader of an organization that has control of all amounts of chicken around the world! And I can contact and tell them about this problem which you have caused. Calling all nuggie agents! Do not let anyone eat chicken. I repeat, do NOT let ANYONE eat chicken!

[affluentplussizeprogeny]

What is your favourite kind of chicken?

I LIKE KFC ORIGINAL RECIPE

I LIKE THE TASTE,

OF HOT AND SPICY

[affluentplussizeprogeny]

What would you think if I said that you were a chicken in your previous life?

I believe in my previous life, I was nothing. And because of that I could be anything. So yes, I agree with your statement.