#mikami1992

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You know… if Kite's family finds out she slept with Sakasuki…

Death threats are going to rain down… They're going to have to set up a mailroom for the admiral, just to look for poisons or something similar. The den den mushi will have to stay away from the admiral because calls were always coming in during the early hours of the morning, and he just made strange noises and sent glares through the snail.

The most epic thing will be that someone managed to steal the admiral's underwear and wave it like a flag in Marineford… No one has found who did it, but the prime suspect is Garp ("It wasn't me, Seni. I already beat him up last week, why do I need to do that? And no, it wasn't my children or grandchildren, they're too far away. This was something internal.")

Take responsibility for your actions, Fleet Admiral!

(Why are we pursuing one of the worst hook-up options for Kite? *lol* I mean I'm amused of course because it's Sakazuki torment but poor Kite X'D)

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I saw one of your Short DPXDC Prompts and was inspired by this….

I understand that cloning a Kryptonian was not easy for Luthor's people, so they added human DNA…

but I remember that it has been mentioned in some places that treatments/conditions are needed to mix the DNA of the two species and that they are mostly only accessible in Superman's fortress…

So I got to this madness… Somehow, (possibly GIW or even Vlad) Danny's ectoplasm gets to Luthor Corp. and some scientist had the bright idea to use it as a stabilizer, it wasn't enough to stabilize a Kryptonian Clone, but for a Human/Kryptonian hybrid. ..

And of course, nobody knew that said chemical substance was DNA of the new King of the Infinite Realms…

Mikami your MIND-

This is just beautiful. What would that make Connor? 1/4 ghost? 1/8th ghost? Idk but using halfa DNA to bind the two different species DNA together is SO GOOD dude.

Looks like Connor has another Dad and he’ll do anything to find him and get some answers

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Baby Luffy wearing pants??

Nooo… don't you see he'll definitely take them off as soon as he can?

Image as an example…

No socks, no long pants!!

Baby Luffy has a very particular idea about what kind of clothes he will wear (and that deviates greatly from what Crocodile wants to put him in. Dragon doesn't care. He'll let Luffy decide.)

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Funny idea…

Luffy sees his grandmother Rocks conjuring things out of thin air and asks her about it. Rocks explains that it's because of her "mysterious magic" and that it allows her to store anything ("Even meat!" "Yes, Luffy, you can store meat too!"). Then the witch continues on her journey.

…the next time she sees her grandson… she sees him conjuring meat out of thin air just to eat it right away…

Whitebeard: Luffy has magic?

Rocks: I don't think so, I didn't feel anything…

Whitebeard: Then how…?

Rocks: No idea…

(Did Luffy learn magic to carry his pirate lunchbox wherever he goes?… or did he access Gear 5 earlier and partially, just to have unlimited food?)

Partially accessing Gear 5 just for food would be hilarious XD

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The Den Den buzzes at the revolutionary base…

Dragon: Good afternoon, thank you for calling RA Publishing. What brings you here?

?: Dad, it's me.

Dragon: Hi Luffy, how's Elbaf?

Luffy: Good, Dad. I met this awesome guy, and he's even bigger than Grandpops!!!… Wait, I didn't call you for this. Hey, Dad, did Grandpa ever tell you anything about Grandma or how you were born?

Dragon: Nope, the old man just told me that after a festival, an egg appeared in his suitcase, and a few months later, I hatched from it… I don't believe him at all, but he never admitted anything else…

Luffy: …Well, it seems Grandpa wasn't lying… I think I found Grandma.

Dragon: …that

(Fem Imu always hated the concept of pregnancy, but knowing that sooner or later she might need an heir for her kingdom, at the first opportunity she used magic/Devil Fruits to modify herself and thus be able to "give birth" to an egg to skip the entire pregnancy… which ended with her forgetting said egg with Garp when Rocks' Confusion spell faded)

(following the idea that Garp and Fem Imu are Dragon's parents… but finding a twist so that Garp raises him while Imu forgets her child)

X‘D

Sure, a little demonic omen that split from Imu without their knowledge! Good thing Garp decided to keep the egg (or maybe he just never cleared out his travel bag until it started wiggling and wailing)

I guess Imu‘s felt some kind of kinship to Luffy and stopped his attack if Luffy can call him „awesome“.

(Luffy‘s just travelling through the Grandline, finding scattered family on every other island *lol*)

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I have a question.

Do you think Luffy's obsession with stealing food is something he's had since he was a baby?

Because I feel like it would be funny if Dragon or Crocodile were eating while holding Baby Luffy, got distracted, and their plate was empty…

Also, the only one who would find out about this would be Ace or Sabo, but they always take the blame because they do it too…

AKA: Luffy the baby who gets into mischief and his parents don't find out; the only ones who know are his brothers Ace and/or Sabo…

I have my doubts that Dragon and Crocodile wouldn't notice Luffy taking food from their plates. Little thieving paws are no match for Dragon and Crocodile's observation Haki (and parental instinct.)

I think Dragon allows stealing and plays along with it by pretending he doesn't notice. Because this is harmless and the kids are having fun when he does a "oooh? My plate is empty? Guess I've already eaten all my food!" bit.

Crocodile though wants table manners. And respect when it gets to food. If you hunted/ made it yourself then do what you want. But if it's given to you you better appreciate it and you share. Yes, he's fighting a losing battle but he's stubborn.

(So Luffy knows to steal from Dragon, when Sabo and Ace provide a distraction for Crocodile.)

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I have a personal theory…

Luffy's height is optional, depending on his preferences…

First, at no point does Luffy seem bothered by his height.

Second, I think Luffy takes advantage of being "small" to climb on other people. In the canon, he's been seen climbing on Jinbe and Zoro several times… and even Chopper! who's smaller than him! So it wouldn't surprise me if he had a habit of climbing on his parents at the slightest opportunity.

Third, I think Nika's Devil Fruit influenced his growth. We have to remember that the fruit gives him total freedom over his body, and in the canon, we've seen him grow tall enough to use Kaido as a jump rope… as well as become so small that Chopper is no longer the smallest member of the crew, and this last instance was before he awakened his Devil Fruit.

Fourth, based on genetics alone, Luffy should be at least 2 meters tall. Just look at the official heights of his grandfather and father (Dragon 2.56 meters and Garp 2.87 meters), and even more so when you consider his crazy family tree (Crocodile 2.53 meters, Whitebeard 6.66 meters, and theoretically Xebec is 2.6 to 2.8 meters tall). So it's strange that Luffy is only 1.72 to 1.74 meters tall.

So yes, my headcanon is that Luffy wants to stay "small" so he can continue being a terror by climbing over people.

Hehehehe, I like that headcanon! Luffy climbing on everyone like the little monkey he is works better if he's not 2.8m tall. Though it would be very amusing if he also did it if he shot up another meter.

He'll grow once he wants to grow! *lol*

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Can you imagine Garling wants to have children with suitable wives? You already know everything to continue the Figerland family… but no matter what he does, no pregnancy occurs? (The "poor" boy is already undergoing treatment and medication due to his parents' demands)

What's more, it would be even funnier if his only children were the result of a single drunken night. Or imagine that on the one hand, you're doing crazy things, even taking I don't know how many things to have a single child… and in a single drunken night, you get one of the most notorious pirates of the time pregnant…

…extra point if years later Garling finds out that apparently Dragon the Revolutionary could be his son…and apparently he no longer has to harass twins for a grandchild, since for the first time in generations, the Figerlands have more than 3 blood family members (Garling, Dragon, Shanks, Shamrock, Luffy, Kite, Dulcinea)….

only I want Garling to spend years trying to "fulfill the duties of a family heir" by having children to carry on his legacy… so that no one will tell him about any of the children he has, and he'll literally have to fight for custody because they don't want him or the family legacy in their lives.

(Note: I'm taking into account the incident involving Dragon's three parents caused by the pregnancy fruit.)

It feels almost too generous to be making up silly AUs for Garling, he doesn't deserve it, that ghoul. But here we are anyway! *lol* (Better make use of it now because who know how pissed off I will be at him by the end of the flashback!)

Well, Garling does fulfill his family duty though I'm not sure how pleased his parents will be about WHO he managed to knock up in a drunken night. But they don't have to know :P

Anyway, I had to doodle this to make sense of it (though I didn't put Roger on there *lol* Dulcinea would have to be Dragon's biological child for her to be included because otherwise she'd be a Celestial Dragon but of the Donquixote family.)

Behold my beautiful art. X'D