#mike ask

[not-the-mikes-archived]

You three are all so so cute together,,,,, 1,000,000 points to you for cuteness

Wait, does this have any actual impact on our finances???

(Pluey goes to check their collective points stash) ...🎶🎶🎷!

There's no way??? Woah... I can finally...get an even bigger statue of Tenna!!

I may use some of it on... (Jongler thinks) Oh, those expensive teas I noticed the other day at the store... and a few more chia pets...

(Pluey is thinking about getting a new fursuit with more cool functionalities)

[And I could get... A new pop filter! Wait do I get to use those points too...I'm not part of the trio... MAN!]

[askthecathodecrew]

just a quick mention if you see teo spamtons in the studio can you return them to me? I can't explain why there are multiple (other than spamton duplicated last year on September 13th so now there are possibly infinite spamtons roaming both the dark worlds and light world somehow also people like me keep them as pets...phew, that was a mouthful.)

"T-t-t-the asker!!! T-t-t-they said S-s-spamton duplicated!!!!"

"RAY... THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S POSSIBLE. THEY'VE GOT TO BE JOSHIN' YOU."

"O-o-oh... I see... S-s-sorry about the drink situation"

"IT'S ALL GOOD, RAY-MAN"

[sheepandbird]

Coming Home. Pt 2/??

[thelosersaskclub]

Hey Mike! How’s it going dude?

Hi, I’m doing pretty good. Thank you for asking, Anon.

~Mike 🌾

[not-the-mikes-archived]

I set down a (washable) glue trap

Pluey or Jongler can get battat out when they wake up

(Eventually, like a DVD logo, Battat hits the right place and gets stuck in the trap. His head is still revolving, but at least he's not a death risk anymore)

[Thanks for dealing with that Anon. Now we just wait, i guess...]

[not-the-mikes-archived]

Fun party trick to tell your friends!: tell them you are maried to your job, and it gets jealous!

(Battat thinks about this, and decides to take advantage of having seen the ask first. Putting it away, he turns around and walks up to Jongler ans Pluey) Guys....I need to announce something....

(Jongler is puzzled)

(Pluey is scared)

....I'm married to my job, and-

That much was obvious, Boss.

-It.. what.

(Pluey nods) 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎷

Wait. Wait. What are you even talking about, I-

Well, ya like being Mike so much, ya might as well be married to him.

What kind of conclusion is this?!

Didn'tcha come here to tell us just that a moment ago?

I did, but.. that's not... I just... it was... (Battat is left speechless for a few long seconds. He eventually takes the ask out and throws it on the table, both defeated and annoyed) .................whatever man.............

(Jongler picks up the ask) Ah, so that's what it was about.

🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎷

OF COURSE I'M NOT MARRIED TO MIKE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MIKE IS.

[Everyone is invited to the ceremony when it happens!!]

[not-the-mikes-archived]

What’s pluey doing hiding behind the curtain? I can see his little tail!

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎷

THAT'S. ILLEGAL

(He waves his hand, dismissing what Battat just said) 🎶🎷

I though you were just changing!

Pipe bombs are dangerous, Pluey... 'ven if yer "friend" told ya to make one.

Who is that friend guy anyways, I thought we were your only friends?

(Pluey seems offended at the notion that Battat thinks he can't do better than 2 friends) 🎵🎵🎵🎷

Of course I have more than two friends.... too..........

[He doesn't.]

[not-the-mikes-archived]

Did uhh. Did anyone ever pick up or wash the glue trap down?

[I think it's part of the scenery at that point, they keep walking around it without actually picking it up. I might have to add it to the room drawing lol]