Later this month, the esteemed and wonderful BurnAway will be auctioning off my esteemed and wonderful boyfriend as part of their Art Crush Auction Fundraiser. Also on the block will be numerous other tasty samples from the local art pool. Some single, some not so single, all ridiculously talented and offering up a special "date" inside their particular part of the Atlanta art world.
Mostly, I think it is of very high import that we all show up and bid on Mike Germon for the following reasons:
1) I wrote him a very fitting / flattering bio.
2) This is all making him extremely uncomfortable, and as I am currently extremely uncomfortable while growing his demon offspring, I'm thrilled about his awkwardness.
3) BurnAway is a sincerely remarkable organization and even if they weren't selling yummy people to hang with, you would still want to support them and their endless contributions to Atlanta arts.
Oh look! it's the flattering bio!
This barrel-chested wonder of a man was as blessed with style as he was with body hair. He possesses many leather bound books about science, which he cuts up and re-composes into majestic works of art, not entirely unlike God. When he isn’t lifting under-appreciated wonders from thrift stores like orphans from wreckage, he is creating various works of masterful design in exchange for cash-money, managing Mint Gallery, and impregnating people with his sultry stare. At 30 years old, he still owns clothing from Old Navy and he is pulling. it. off.
For further info, see BurnAway's tumblr, and for further good shit everyday, see Mike Germon's tumblr.
Finally, look how cute. YOU CAN OWN THIS and eat HOT WINGS with this: