There's something about the way Pua insists they are in too deep
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There's something about the way Pua insists they are in too deep
big island mike mapu stimboard
See, I’m like a tailor. Only I don’t make clothes; I make vacations. Real honest-to-goodness Hawaiian vacations, custom made to fit just you and you alone.
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TOP 5 ND ONE-NIGHT STANDS
Markus Boehm
Because I am obsessed with this man and not afraid to let everyone know. I think he’s a conventional playboy, but in a *tasteful* sense. That being said, he does have a yacht so, he could also be a tasteless millionaire playboy, take your pick. I’d like to think he and Nancy hook up at least once and he sometimes sees her dad at international conferences, at which time he will shake his hand a little too firmly as a weird alpha male flex.
2. Ollie Randall
Because he will try and fail to make breakfast in the morning and it will be adorable. Also he lives at a hotel and a disgruntled maid will inevitably be tasked with changing those sheets, thereby continuing the cycle of cursed maids at Icicle Creek who eventually descend into madness, before experiencing intense visual and auditory hallucinations involving eggs and mysterious puppeteers.
3. Donal Delaney
Because if you’ve managed to read this far, you will now feel an uncontrollable urge to bleach your eyes. I feel like, as an older man, he would be a shy and sweet lover and would make you both a Crow’s Nest the following day, or alternatively, as a nightcap. Also, after he comes he sighs, “Sweet as clover to the honey bee that was”.
4. Big Island Mike needs no justification.
5. Fatima
Honourable Mention: Taylor Sinclair, but only after the two of you have both done two eight balls of cocaine.
Honourable Mention: THE CRYPT KEEPER IN TRN. WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT HIM? HIS VOICE IS LITERALLY THE SEXIEST IN THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I HAVE TO PUT THIS AT THE TOP SO PEOPLE NOTICE??????? EDIT: When he says, "you won't be alone?" do you think that's a Psycho situation?
Big Island Mike on his Big Island Hike. This man is no Big Island Tyke. He's proud of himself for passing Big Island Psych. Gonna do what he Big Island Likes when the inspiration Big Island Strikes. Bought himself a Big Island Bike for days when the Hawaiian heat Big Island Spikes. It's a perfect day to be Big Island Mike.
Nancy Drew: The Creature of Kapu Cave, 2006
~cute~tattoo ideas:
-Sonny Joon's doodles
-"it's locked" in THE font
-a Hawaiian shirt (❤BIM❤)
-a pineapple #hillihilli
-"midnight in Salem" (be sure to send pics to HeR so they feel guilted into making it)
-tesserae shapes with the words Colin uses to describe them
-(this one is a matching tattoo to get with your sibling/bff or significant other) "Until the end..." "...Penvellyn"
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