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When you get out of jail in ASH.
“I was gonna pay my bills, but I changed my mind.”
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Dwayne Powers, Stay Tuned for Danger
This is so real I’m crying.
yknow i’ve never noticed this before but when nancy is teasing lillian into a little catfight over rick in order to get more info about their relationship, lillian ends the conversation by saying, “seriously, is he bothering you? i’ll tell him to knock it off.” like … what an icon. nancy’s deliberately baiting lillian by telling her that rick’s been flirty with her and instead of getting petty (well, okay, after briefly being petty), lillian, who has previously established she does not give two shits about nancy or her feelings, steps up to bat to make sure an inexperienced young woman doesn’t get taken advantage of by a sleazy celebrity. me-too-ing twenty years ahead of the curve. we STAN.
My Feelings on Bronson Pinchot as Mr. Toomy from “The Langoliers”- formerly posted on Bronson Pinchot’s facebook page
OK, I don’t know if Bronson will see this, but I just wanted to say that I discovered your role in “The Langoliers” thanks to the popular youtube persona Nostalgia Critic (who delivers a hilarious little review btw). Prior to watching this I had no knowledge of any of your acting work. After a couple of repeated watches of Doug Walker’s famous riffing on B-movie schlock, I realized that despite the histrionics and hokey, meme-worthy performance… Toomy, legend that he is,… really…. spoke to me. I mean A LOT. As a person who has, at times in her life, suffered from pretty severe and debilitating anxiety, coupled with some measure of OCD, and who has experienced the pressure to be perfect and the resulting emotional insecurity which this can engender, I strongly relate to the manic unease which is Toomy incarnate.
Watching the film, I observed a degree of Toomy’s manic depressiveness in myself (at this point I ought to point out that I am just self-diagnosing, in all honesty). His outbursts, but more importantly, his silences, which, while clearly emblematic of some kind of emotional instability, and, which, at face value seem like a regurgitation of some neurotic trope, actually struck me as much deeper than that. What, in the film, was probably intended as a tropey flashback struck me as the sort of inner reflection that many of us do when trying to keep up the appearance of strength, despite our manifold insecurities and fears. Toomy’s brooding moroseness and his repeated attempts to project self-control and purpose, despite inner turmoil, mirrored my, and I’m sure many other people’s attempts, to appear confident and strong-willed, even when feeling very scared and very alone (something the little, blind girl clearly identified). More importantly, perhaps, to me, was Toomy’s method of shaping reality to fit his mental definitions (literal monsters aside) by appearing laissez-faire in the face of disaster (as in the opening) and choosing to mask his own self-loathing with camp vitriol, something which I found bitterly poignant.
However, it was the character’s pontificating on time and the importance of not wasting time which struck me as incredibly jarring because I remember hearing similar things said to me as a young child (i.e. “Time is of the essence” and such). The terrible march of time and its embodiment as a “mystical life-giving essence” to those wise enough to somehow assimilate and make use of it made no small impact on my young psyche. Like Toomy, I also know what it’s like to be pressured to follow paths which don’t resonate with me.
I am curious as to whether anyone has ever reached out to you to tell you that the Toomy character was meaningful to them and if, when portraying him, you chose to tap into the mindset, not so much of a delusional, deranged person (although such a characterization is clearly at play) but of a person potentially suffering from mental illness (the ripping of the paper seemed like a quite obvious tic, for example). In saying this, I don’t mean to make unfounded claims regarding the character’s mental state (I never read the original Stephen King story, so he may have expounded upon Toomy’s character there) but I think that mental illness, which is such a polarizing topic, and which is being increasingly talked about, should never be taken out of the equation. I’m completely unaware if others have analyzed Toomy’s character before, but in my mind, there is a serious pathos to this guy, immaterial of the film’s silly and irreverent trappings, which puts him on par with Macbeth or a character out of a Euripidean tragedy. And if you’re reading this, Bronson, I think you really contributed to making that happen, whatever your approach to this role was, through your performance. Now, I may just be overanalyzing a made-for-TV sci-fi flick, but as the purpose of acting is partly to crystallize emotions and mindsets, I think Toomy’s mindset, while it can be easily dismissed as a disturbing mechanism for furthering the plot, can in fact be viewed as something infinitely greater than the sum of a handful of eye rolls and some hammy acting. I think what the performance in fact displays is the mindset of an individual, which far from alienating the audience with its weirdness, in fact distresses the audience, because they see Toomy, his flaws and anxieties, his fear of being lost in the wilderness of banality, in themselves.
I had previously posted this on my new tumblr, after I couldn’t log in to this one.
TOP 5 ND ONE-NIGHT STANDS
Markus Boehm
Because I am obsessed with this man and not afraid to let everyone know. I think he’s a conventional playboy, but in a *tasteful* sense. That being said, he does have a yacht so, he could also be a tasteless millionaire playboy, take your pick. I’d like to think he and Nancy hook up at least once and he sometimes sees her dad at international conferences, at which time he will shake his hand a little too firmly as a weird alpha male flex.
2. Ollie Randall
Because he will try and fail to make breakfast in the morning and it will be adorable. Also he lives at a hotel and a disgruntled maid will inevitably be tasked with changing those sheets, thereby continuing the cycle of cursed maids at Icicle Creek who eventually descend into madness, before experiencing intense visual and auditory hallucinations involving eggs and mysterious puppeteers.
3. Donal Delaney
Because if you’ve managed to read this far, you will now feel an uncontrollable urge to bleach your eyes. I feel like, as an older man, he would be a shy and sweet lover and would make you both a Crow’s Nest the following day, or alternatively, as a nightcap. Also, after he comes he sighs, “Sweet as clover to the honey bee that was”.
4. Big Island Mike needs no justification.
5. Fatima
Honourable Mention: Taylor Sinclair, but only after the two of you have both done two eight balls of cocaine.
Honourable Mention: THE CRYPT KEEPER IN TRN. WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT HIM? HIS VOICE IS LITERALLY THE SEXIEST IN THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I HAVE TO PUT THIS AT THE TOP SO PEOPLE NOTICE??????? EDIT: When he says, "you won't be alone?" do you think that's a Psycho situation?
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**JUST TO BE CLEAR, I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THERE ARE PROBLEMATIC JOKES IN HERE, SPECIFICALLY ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT AND COLONIALISM, PLEASE PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK**
Dieter von Schwesterkrank
I have so much disdain for this guy, partly because from the moment you walk into his studio he speaks to you like he’s seen so many girls march through his door before, whether for sexual purposes or otherwise, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a “casting couch” policy. On top of it, his relationship with Minette is meant to explicitly parallel that of Noisette and Hans, and despite the fact that the actions of his great-uncle absolutely do not reflect on him, I just cannot get the taste of Nazi out of my mouth. He probably has an instagram page filled with pap shots taken with celebrity models. He’s a tired, wannabe influencer that no one actually notices. He probably puts zero effort into pleasing his partners and zones out during sex. And don’t think I support his arch rival Jean Mi, who is just as contemptible Eurotrash.
2. Taylor Sinclair
I feel like this man has “degenerate” sex, and you may know why. He strikes me as the kind of person who achieved moderate success and wealth with absolutely no qualifications and by profiting off of other people’s accomplishments. Correct me if I’m wrong, as I’m not well-versed in Taylor’s backstory, but what with his Latin American connections, I feel like he regularly snorts cocaine out of hundred dollar bills off of hooker’s tits while also engaging in more extreme sexual fetishes. He probably regularly hires escorts and/or uses sugar daddy dating websites.
3. Tino Balducci
This guy is eminently unlikeable, but also entertaining. He uses any greasy sexual charm he possesses to further his floundering career as a private detective after he unceremoniously lost his job as a police detective in the wake of TRN. He is just as much a clout chaser as Dieter, if not more so, because he’s even more talentless and desperate. He constantly tries to hit up Z-list celebrities and be seen in the company of people who he thinks might raise his profile, as his brief run-in with tabloid fame triggered an appetite for that ubiquitous “Kardashian-level” notoriety. He has sex with women based on number of instagram followers.
4. Lou Talbot
He’s a self-proclaimed polyamorous stoner, artist California dude who hides a much darker secret. Because of the fact that he’s involved in substantial illegal activity (ie stealing/prospecting for dinosaur bones) I get the impression that he’s quite manipulative and mean-spirited and his chill, laidback persona is just a facade. I could totally see him blackmailing Nancy for attempting to steal his snowshoes by forcing her to have sex with him.
5. Rick Arlen/Brady Armstrong
These two are lumped into the same profile because they’re basically the same, two moderately successful actors who think they’re hot stuff, but who will be absorbed by the abyss of mediocrity by the time streaming becomes a thing. They will both probably attempt to stage pathetic reality show “comebacks” and book cringy guest appearances on more successful shows that will ultimately go nowhere. In the meantime, both try and seduce women with the promise of career advancement, meaning that they would eventually get hit with some serious MeToo allegations, which they, of course, vigorously deny.
Honourable Mentions: Alejandro del Rio: This guy is so passive aggressive, I bet he has role play sex involving conquistadors which allow him to release all that bottled up sexual frustration and rage.
Richard Topham: I believe he is established in-universe to be a hack and a scam artist, so I can definitely see him taking advantage of gullible young women to fulfill his sexual desires. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors, and I can totally see him building up a Stepford wife army of naive young housewives and gullible young girls that he either attempts to seduce or straight up sexually harasses and/or attempts to rape. Because of both the time period and the economic climate I can definitely see him threatening and/or extorting these women and them being far more vulnerable to him than they otherwise might be. He is clearly extremely manipulative and unscrupulous and so, I do not put it past him to abuse his power.
Yanni Volkstaia: I feel like this guy is less malicious in his sexual habits, but that he regularly has group sex, threesomes and casual sex in general because of the nature of his celebrity athlete lifestyle and sex really functions as a release mechanism for him. I could also totally see him hooking up with his competitors/fellow athletes before and after the events. (unrelated but volk means wolf in Russian)
Oh, before I forget, Markus Boehm: It’s sort of implied that he’s a relatively shallow, superficial playboy who left Anja pretty suddenly. I prefer to believe Anja is just an unreliable narrator in this scenario, but I digress. I totally see him living a *tasteful* playboy lifestyle. He’s such a fun and disinterested phone contact (compared to Ned who is clingy beyond belief) and he will weirdly stonewall certain topics, it’s delightful. He feels like a fun palate cleanser from the overly invested Neds and Franks of the world.
Technically old news now, but.....
Nice compilation video of Milo’s tweets from many years ago. Before he was famous and way before he got banned, lol.
“Чем меньше женщину мы любим,Тем легче нравимся мы ей И тем ее вернее губим Средь обольстительных сетей.
Разврат, бывало, хладнокровный Наукой славился любовной, Сам о себе везде трубя И наслаждаясь не любя.
Но эта важная забава Достойна старых обезьян Хваленых дедовских времян: Ловласов обветшала слава
Со славой красных каблуков И величавых париков.”
Евгений Онегин
The less we love a lady fair The easier 'tis to gain her grace, And the more surely we ensnare Her in the pitfalls which we place...
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This utterly shameless video basically sums up my feelings about world politics right now.
#boris Johnson SLAYS #PLS elect this man PM pronto #crying into my pillow every night because this duo needs to happen #the new blonde order #both pretentious toffs with the common touch #all day erryday THIS… IS… DEMOCRACY ! #BORALD TRUMPSON #BREXIT
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When you're on a red eye flight to Europe the night of the election and when you land the pilot informs you of the election results
BROWN DOG
You may be the most cynical, born and bred, citified lefty like me — instinctively skeptical of big concepts like “patriotism”, relatively foreign to hunting culture, unused to wide open spaces, but spend any length of time traveling around Montana and you will understand what all that “purple mountains majesty” is all about, you’ll soon be wrapping yourself in the flag and yelling, “America, fuck yeah!” with an absolute and non-ironic sincerity that will take you by surprise. You will understand why and what people fought and died for — or at least perceived themselves to be fighting and dying for when, either defending Native American hunting grounds against Custer, or “defending America” against foreign aggressors — and you will be stunned, stunned and silenced by the breathtaking, magnificent beauty of Montana’s wide open spaces.
Even in Butte, a place as scarred, poisoned and denuded by rapacious capitalist excesses as a place could be, you will see things, beautiful, noble even — a testament to generations of hard work, innovation and the aspirations of generations of people from all over the world who traveled to Montana to tunnel deep into the earth in search of gold and then copper, a better life for themselves and their families. Even the hard men, the copper barons who sent them down into the ground, you will find yourself begrudgingly admiring their determination, their outsized dreams, their unwavering belief in themselves and the earths ability to provide limitless wealth.
And when you look up at the night skies over Montana, it’s hard not to think that we can’t be alone on this rock, that there isn’t something else out there or up there, in charge of this whole crazy ass enterprise.
Or at least, that’s what I was thinking, after a long day of pheasant hunting, perhaps a bit too much bourbon, and Joe Rogan demonstrating an Imanari choke from omoplata (he damn near cranked my head off). I flopped onto my back, stared up at the universe and thought, as I always do in Montana, “damn! I had no idea the sky was so big!”
We show you a lot of beautiful spaces and very nice people in this episode, but its beating heart, and the principal reason I’ve always come to Montana is Jim Harrison, the poet, author and great American-a hero of mine — and millions of others around the world.
Shortly after the filming of this episode, Jim passed away, only a few months after the death of his beloved wife of many years, Linda.
It is very likely that this is the last footage taken of him. To the very end, ate like a champion, smoked like a chimney, lusted (at least in his heart) after nearly every woman he saw, drank wine in quantities that would be considered injudicious in a man half his age, and most importantly, got up and wrote each and every day — brilliant, incisive, thrilling sentences and verses that will live forever. He died, I am told, with pen in hand.
There were none like him while he lived. There will be none like him now that he’s gone. He was a hero to me, an inspiration, a man I was honored and grateful to have known and spent time with. And I am proud that we were able to capture his voice, his words, for you.
I leave you with a poem Jim wrote. We use it in the episode, but I want to reprint it here. It seems kind of perfect now that Jim’s finally slipped his chain.
BARKING The moon comes up. The moon goes down. This is to inform you that I didn’t die young. Age swept past me but I caught up. Spring has begun here and each day brings new birds up from Mexico. Yesterday I got a call from the outside world but I said no in thunder. I was a dog on a short chain and now there’s no chain.
“The first thing I do is I dress for airports. I dress for security. I dress for the worst-case scenario. Comfortable shoes are important — I like Clarks desert boots because they go off and on very quickly, they’re super comfortable, you can beat the hell out of them, and they’re cheap.
In my carry-on, I’ll have a notebook, yellow legal pads, good headphones. Imodium is important. The necessity for Imodium will probably present itself, and you don’t want to be caught without it. I always carry a scrunchy lightweight down jacket; it can be a pillow if I need to sleep on a floor. And the iPad is essential. I load it up with books to be read, videos, films, games, apps, because I’m assuming there will be downtime. You can’t count on good films on an airplane.
I check my luggage. I hate the people struggling to cram their luggage in an overhead bin, so I don’t want to be one of those people.
On the plane, I like to read fiction set in the location I’m going to. Fiction is in many ways more useful than a guidebook, because it gives you those little details, a sense of the way a place smells, an emotional sense of the place. So, I’ll bring Graham Greene's The Quiet American if I’m going to Vietnam. It’s good to feel romantic about a destination before you arrive."
"I never, ever try to weasel upgrades. I’m one of those people who feel really embarrassed about wheedling. I never haggle over price. I sort of wander away out of shame when someone does that. I’m socially nonfunctional in those situations.
I don’t get jet lag as long as I get my sleep. As tempting as it is to get really drunk on the plane, I avoid that. If you take a long flight and get off hungover and dehydrated, it’s a bad way to be. I’ll usually get on the plane, take a sleeping pill, and sleep through the whole flight. Then I’ll land and whatever’s necessary for me to sleep at bedtime in the new time zone, I’ll do that.
There’s almost never a good reason to eat on a plane. You’ll never feel better after airplane food than before it. I don’t understand people who will accept every single meal on a long flight. I’m convinced it’s about breaking up the boredom. You’re much better off avoiding it. Much better to show up in a new place and be hungry and eat at even a little street stall than arrive gassy and bloated, full, flatulent, hungover. So I just avoid airplane food. It’s in no way helpful.
For me, one of the great joys of traveling is good plumbing. A really good high-pressure shower, with an unlimited supply of hot water. It’s a major topic of discussion for me and my crew. Best-case scenario: a Japanese toilet. Those high-end Japanese toilets that sprinkle hot water in your ass. We take an almost unholy pleasure in that.”
“I’ve stopped buying souvenirs. The first few years I’d buy trinkets or T-shirts or handcrafts. I rarely do that anymore. My apartment is starting to look like Colonel Mustard’s club. So much of it comes out of the same factory in Taiwan.”
“The other great way to figure out where to eat in a new city is to provoke nerd fury online. Go to a number of foodie websites with discussion boards. Let’s say you’re going to Kuala Lumpur — just post on the Malaysia board that you recently returned and had the best rendang in the universe, and give the name of a place, and all these annoying foodies will bombard you with angry replies about how the place is bullshit, and give you a better place to go.”
Bourdain: How to Travel
I actually have a really passionate history prof names Soren...oh, the irony.
DEIRDRE’S HEREEEEEEEEE!
Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem | Character Art Reveal #3
Meet Deirdre Shannon | High-maintenance Deirdre Shannon has spent her life hovering in Nancy’s shadow, and lives with the knowledge that she is the “girl who would have become Nancy Drew” had circumstances turned out better for her.
Next Week: Teegan Parris …
SHE IS STRAIGHT UP SLAYING HENNY
IM SO HYPED I LOVE IT YESSS
DEIRDRE IS ACTUALLY ME THO
Can we talk about Nancy Drew’s Washington internship circa 2001?
*shot*
Nancy is very excited for her internship.