#mikey only

[rot-aberrations]

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@tmntaucompetition a New Friend has joined the festivities!

cursed halls courtesy of @legendweaver <link to post>

contestants, expect a visitor very soon

[smol-guppy]

It's taking me an obscenely long time to finish the art for my and @daboyau 's @rot-aberrations response, so i come bearing an offering of apology

this is a Very Normal Mikey i drew a while ago, but never posted

[rosegoldcas]

Mikey: Just because you don’t like something doesn’t make it bad.

Mikey: Also fuck you, everything you like sucks.

[rosegoldcas]

Mikey: *on Tiktok* So I woke up this morning covered in dirt. Turns out my bandmates tried to bury me alive last night. I was sleeping too heavy apparently, so they thought I was dead. Really guys, you go straight to burying me? Ugh, whatever.

Mikey: Anyway, this is my coming out video. I’m gay.

[rosegoldcas]

Mikey: I’m gonna insult as many people as I can during this quarantine. What are they gonna do? Come see me?

[rosegoldcas]

*while working a retail job*

Customer: *Angrily* That tears it, I’m reporting your name to the manager!

Teen Mikey: *deadpan* The manager already knows my name.

Customer: *storming out* I’ll see you in hell!

Teen Mikey: Okay, see you there.

[rosegoldcas]

Mikey: I saw a chameleon today, so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

[rosegoldcas]

Mikey: If I ever get murdered just know I talked shit until the bitter end.