#mildly entertaining

[cr4ft11]

Ah yes my favorite band "your biological affair" and their hit songs "adolescents", "you are alright" and "unwelcome to the march"

[aspengrovethechaotic]

I have just had the horrifying realisation that I could very easily copy my own exact posting schedule from when I started on ao3.

oh no

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I had a dream that someone had written a book called "When Harry Met Ron," in which Harry met many people who had met the author but had gotten mixed up in the retelling and assumed it was Harry's first friend, Ron

[dichotomoustessellations]

Joni Mitchell Hedberg

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

I've been meaning to tell you this when I thought of it last week... anyways, I was think of Mars (like I always do) and more specifically Nice!Mars AU... correct me if I'm wrong, but if God had never abandoned us, Mars would be kind. Like, it was him leaving that eventually made Mars snap... so anyways, this just adds to the list of reasons I would fist fight God...

OMG MARS HAS DADDY ISSUES ASDFGHJKL

Love, Mars Anon

I  S C R E A M E D. A+ NONNIE IN ACCURACY AND HILAIRTY I ADORE YOU DEAR LORD 😂💛💛💛💛💛💛

You’re absolutely right on both counts!! Mars slowly was corrupted by his own innate sense of superiority and selfishness that wouldn’t have been able to continue under God’s watch. And in fact Mars’s issues were further exaserbated by having to take care of his ‘family’ of angels alone since Ben, the eldest, turned out to be irresponsible and untrustworthy. So definitely control issues and BIGASS daddy issues.

okay. I have to be honest. ngl, I have actually thought about Mars having a daddy kink before. I don’t go there, but. And implying in any way that he had daddy issues WOULD NOT end well do not recommend -10000000/10 even if it is painfully obvious X’D

WE WILL FIST FIGHT GOD TOGETHER DARLING 👊👊👊💕💕💕

[pirate-in-daps]

you wanna know the worst thing? we still come out of this with a merc 1-2

a ricciardo podium is nice but with all this bullshit, i’d have thought we’d get something a little more exciting

[danger-xylophones]

Am I a disaster Bi or just a disaster?

[tapiocalad]

Based on the Mildly Entertaining True Story