#milfza

[peachy-rambles]

Phil after babysitting/looking after Tommy and Tommy told him to stop mothering him: Am I an annoying mother?

Techno: You're not an annoying mother, but you are a mother.

Phil: Ah fuck.

Techno: You mother everything.

Phil: Ah shit.

[clems-grove]

Broke: Philza is a dad

Woke: Philza is a dilf

Bespoke: Philza is a milf

[baka-monarch]

So we have Philza, Dadza, and most importantly Dilfza.....

But what about:

✨Milfza✨

Made this with @awkwardanxiousnugget

[artistconk]

when is the best time to ask ranboo if he knows about dilfza? /hj

[apocalypticgargoyle]

here they are again

☕

[oddmushroomsoup]

I haven’t posted in forever

So please, take this, I insist

[peachy-rambles]

It's impossible for Phil to be a bad dad in canon because he's canonically a milf.

[apocalypticgargoyle]

ah hello gene i hurr and die rn so if you need me get a oujia board

(I'm so sorry I hope you feel better soon!)