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happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

I played Re3 a bit ago as my first Resi game and I feel like I can really appreciate it more playing it after playing some others and knowing more abt the series

I really like how Nathanial Bard in particular is portrayed, because he’s *such* a *dick*, he harasses the nurse, he cheats on his wife, he leaves one dose of antidote for another dick like him, and in his final message he acts like he’s a martyr, I love how he’s written

#Also god #“We’re a team right?”#“Always”#FUCKING HURT SO MUCH MORE. BRAD I LOVE YOU #<- Old post I never actually posted. I stand by this tho

I think I hate RE3 now. What the fuck

#Just played Nightmare difficulty in RE3 for the first time #I think I lost years off of my life

tea-time221

deadbeat's problematic aura gap

hello everyone please play dead as disco

together we can make the devs collab with hi fi rush and make chai kiss charlie

#I have never heard of Hi-Fi rush until now. I looked at the steam page and #You were NOT joking about the aura gap Jesus. I’m obsessed with them #I love loser men #deadbeat

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

oddmushroomsoup

at some point in your life you will be making flan. You may think to yourself that there is not enough water in the pan. this is the devil talking. the other pan will make the water rise and it will even out. and whatever you do. DO NOT put the water in the oven in advance. you will have to use a cup to take out boiling water onto a towel on the oven door. trust the process.

#I would say to not ask me how I know. But we all know how I know #My mother made a fatal error while we were making chocoflan…#It still came out good tho. We were very lucky no water made it into the flan

Is this anything

#benny dead as disco #I’ve been seeing bennyposters around #And every post Ive seen makes me think of this song #I actually usually listen to the live version but that one doesn’t have lyrics #Anyways no one will see this but if you do ignore me rambling in the tags #“ded” benedict

noah-wyles

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again