"I'm not arguing with you over killing my father," Wylan says while trying to fight off a grin. "I'd highly prefer it if my boyfriend stays out of jail."
"As if we'd get caught," Kaz says, sounding almost offended. "Van Eck has countless enemies. It'd take them years to get through the list of suspects, let alone actually figure it out. He's old, too. It'd be easy to make it look natural."
"Have you thought about killing my father before?"
"Haven't we all," Kaz states more than asks, and Wylan can't honestly say no.
"I haven't," Matthias says after a few seconds of silence.
"You don't count. You have like… morals 'n shit." Jesper gives Matthias a judgemental look and only gets an annoyed eye roll in response.
"I have morals," Inej says, and then when everyone looks at her expectantly, she adds, quietly and a little shameful, "I've thought about it."
"We are not killing my father. We're not." Wylan shoots Kaz a glare when he opens his mouth to complain, and he huffs and looks away.
"Enough joking about murder," Wylan says, "I just want a calm, peaceful, crime free life, please."
"You can have a peaceful life with a dead father."
"Kaz."
Kaz makes an expression and a little motion with his hands, as if to say Well, it's true, but doesn't otherwise complain again.













