#milkshakemicrowave

[jerimovich]

i’m still not over this 😂

[nickmillerscaulk]

I agree with you about the nose ring!! The stud is so big, I think a thin black hoop would be PERFECT.

I'm also in general dying for somebody to frickin' ACKNOWLEDGE the damn thing. The girls have opinions about how he wears his hoodies there's no way The Nose Ring hasn't figured prominently in the group chat.

(re tags: x) oh my gOD I DIDN’T EVEN CONSIDER A THIN BLACK HOOP. MY MIND ALWAYS GOES STRAIGHT TO SILVER HOOP (bc i’ve wanted one myself for like 4+ years now... anyway that’s a story for another day hahaha) BUT I AM DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH THIS THANK YOU FOR THIS VISUAL!!!!!

ALSO BIG AGREE. ‘he wears his hoodie funny’ is one of the best observations they’ve called out and i  N E E E E E E D  them to discuss the nose ring. at the very least, call him out on the hideous, giant one. you can see that thing from outerfckingspace.

(ask game: tell me things)

[roominthecastle]

@milkshakemicrowave replied to your post: Heeeeeey :) do you know of any Arthur x Ginny…

Oh my goodness 🥰😂 (there are at least 2 more when you check the ao3 tag now!!) (And I’m working on another one! 🙃)

[jotonomy]

Idk anything about GoT I'm sorry. But tell me about your 5 fave Brienne/Jaime modern AUs and I will nod and smile and be glad you are having fun!

MY TIME IS NOW.1) Brienne is Captain of a police precinct, Jaime is the super privileged son of the Chief of Police. Jaime is, theoretically, good at his job but his dad has always undermined him and wanted him to take a different path. Captain Brienne has absolutely zero patience with this dumbass, especially since he insults her under the guise of "teasing" at every possible opportunity... until a super bad case comes along and Jaime throws himself into it 100%, proving himself to his Captain and building respect between them. Then he's injured during a raid, a potentially career ending injury and Brienne blames herself. HOW WILL THEIR RELATIONSHIP DEVELOP FROM THERE????2) Jaime is a pre-school teacher. There's like a million (or okay 2) AUs where Brienne is either a preschool/kindergarten teacher or a nanny and like TBH, where the hell is my Jaime Lannister: Boy Nanny AU? Jaime is the softest boy in the world and it's much much funnier to imagine Brienne dealing with small humans because HOW DO THOSE THINGS EVEN WORK? WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM? But Jaime's just a big, loving puppy of a human and is super good with kids and frankly, it pissed his dad (who wanted him to be a stockbroker) off so much that it just made his life all the sweeter. Brienne inherits custody of the Stark kids somehow and somehow Jaime gets hired as their caretaker. SEXY SHENANIGANS ENSUE.3) Jaime wants to have a kid (that he can actually raise if we're not ignoring the incest babbies), Brienne is in a tough spot financially: SHE GETS HIRED AS A SURROGATE. SHENANIGANS AND FEELINGS AND HURT/COMFORT ENSUE. She has to move into his fancy house at his insistence! He doesn't know how to treat other humans because he's a rich asshole! Her quiet stoicism wins him over! He falls madly in love with her and she blames it on nesting and pregnancy hormones! 4) Jaime's a seasoned defense attorney defending his shitty father/sister/nephew!son for something terrible he did. Brienne is the lawyer for the prosecution. She's fresh out of law school, but is so earnest and believes in justice and right and wrong so deeply. Jaime is jaded and has gotten off so many terrible fucking anal abscesses of human beings, that he no longer believes in anything just happening in this world. Jaime thinks this case will be easy peasy, after all, what does this new kid on the block have against him and the wealth behind his client? But something about this tall, earnest 20-something makes him want to not be a terrible person --- and it's the worst thing that's ever happened to him (AND THE BEST). 5) Clueless!AU. For some reason, Selwyn Tarth dies, instead of Brienne's mom. Brienne's mom marries Tywin Lannister. But not for long (because Tywin is STILL a nightmare in this AU). Still, he has the connections that Brienne needs to get a leg-up in a city like Kings Landing. The fact that her ex-stepbrother Jaime Lannister is a super hottie that insists on tormenting her is neither here nor there. She doesn't have to see him THAT much. But when he is inexplicably home for an entire semester that she's staying with Tywin for the internship opportunity of a lifetime, she doesn't have any choice but to deal with him and his ... teasing/flirting/tormenting? Also, not that Jaime CARES or anything, but Brienne does have a way of getting under his skin and ... maybe making him TRY to do better. It's annoying really. She's so tall and weird looking and earnest and never manages to parry his verbal jabs, she seems to have no sense of humor, doesn't like Judd Apatow, and wrinkles her nose in distaste when he starts drinking at 3 PM. But she does have astonishingly blue eyes.

[veronicamarz]

Coming here to talk more about timeline lol. I felt the same about the Amber thing, but I took it as Beth just saying that to convince everybody else she was fine. Before the reveal of the other affairs my guess is Dean cheating once wasn't her biggest concern tbh. ALSO THO, when Rio says "it's kinda early", like??? I know he's partly talking about their new partnership, but if it's been a whole ass YEAR since they *met* and now they finally had sex? I have a lot of feelings about that.

totally! it’s a lot easier to explain away one affair (though obviously still not okay), but 2.05 made it very clear that dean was pretty committed to his cheating ways. he thought so little of beth that he repeatedly jeopardized the relationship (without thinking he was jeopardizing it, cus guys like dean never think they’ll face consequences).

and ugh, don’t get me started on rio and his double meanings. that early comment was definitely a reference to the early stage of a relationship when you don’t know where it’s going to go. as if he met beth on okcupid, hit it and doesn’t know if they’re gonna commit or not lmao

this turned into something non-timeline related, i’m so sorry!

[disgruntledkittenface]

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The boys always joked about Niall cutting himself on those cheekbones.

Zayn had the look of all sharp angles, but he relaxed into soft curves in Niall’s arms. Most mornings Niall woke up first, nose pressed against the back of Zayn’s neck. He’d take a moment to breathe in the distinctive mix of cigarette smoke and light florals in Zayn’s favorite cologne that had come to mean home before gently squeezing Zayn’s hip and sliding out from under the covers, tea to be made and shower to be had. Day to be started.

This morning seemed like it would be one of the more rare ones.

When Zayn was up first, Niall usually opened his eyes to see Zayn propped up on pillows next to him, earbuds in so as not to disturb, either sketching or on his laptop, generally halfway through a cup of the darkest roast coffee he could get his hands on. He always greeted Niall with a soft “morning, babes” and a hand through his hair.

This morning, Niall stirred for a bit in that hazy place somewhere between asleep and awake before he realized that it was a pillow he was cuddling and not his boy. He registered the vague disappointment and fought to doze off again, before finally having to admit he was closer to awake than asleep. Hugging the pillow close for a moment, Niall automatically turned to Zayn’s side of the bed on his right, ready to be greeted by his usual sight…

but Zayn’s lanky figure was nowhere to be seen. Niall shot straight up, head and heart pounding in equal measure, starting to take in every sign that Zayn had actually done it.

Only one suitcase at the foot of the bed. Only one phone charging on the bedside table. No clothes strewn about. No expensive hair products on the bathroom counter. There was nothing but the already fading scent of home to signify that Zayn had even been there.

It wasn’t until this very moment that he believed Zayn would go through with it.

[nickmillerscaulk]

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my desktop tumblr can’t tell the difference between star emojis apparently, so here’s a lil two-for-one action! 

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[nickmillerscaulk]

Happy Birthday boo!! The other side of 30 has been pretty good for me, I hope it is for you too ❤️

Thank you, thank you, thank you, @milkshakemicrowave! 💛💛 

Honestly I think reaching 30 became far less scary as I kept hearing good things from friends who’d already reached the milestone. Even my baby (read: 24 year old 😂) sister said, “I’m excited to reach my thirties. It seems like more fun than your twenties!”

HAPPY TO BE HERE AND IN GOOD COMPANY! ✨