if i may present a thought. goosedyn plus human ardyn PLUS 'taur ardyn. set loose upon whichever verse they happen to be in.
Are you sure the universe wouldn’t implode from that much Ardyn in one place?
It’s Goosedyn from Nox Main, human Ardyn from Little Nox, and Taur Ardyn from Nox!Taur.
Some absolute madlad decided to try a triple summoning circle and this is what came out. >:DDD
For the joy of it, let’s pretend it’s another FFXV world and the summoners were back in the time of SOMNUS’S AND ARDYN’S TEEN YEARS. Because Why Not™.
So. Peaceful kingdom of the Lucis Caelums, going about it’s peaceful kingdom days, unaware of the cult that wanted to overthrow the throne and summoned three beings, one of which is a goose and only one of which LOOKS like one would expect a demon to look (aka taur Ardyn who laughed gleefully at the terror her draconic half inspired in the cultists).
Then the Ardyns, having finished mopping up the cult that dared summon them and try to order them to attack their family, arrive in the capital.
And everything goes to Chaos.
Goosedyn is spotted first, mostly because a goose with a tiny terrible hat wandering the castle halls is Noticeable. Somnus is the one to spot him. Somnus stares at Goosedyn. Goosedyn stares at Somnus.
Then Somnus gives chase with a war cry that would be much more intimidating if it hadn’t been from a fifteen year old who’s voice still cracks at odd intervals because GOOSEDYN IS HOLDING SOMNUS’S FAVORITE BOOK in his beak. Goosedyn speeds off, honking hysterically and having the time of his life as he warps right past a startled Gilgamesh’s legs and escapes Somnus’s clutches because Somnus did NOT warp in time and thus crashed headlong into his Shield and sent them both tumbling.
While Goosedyn provides a LOVELY distraction, human Ardyn and the lovely Ardyn!Taur break into the throne room with the Crystal in it and proceed to 1. overcharge it with their magic so it releases a purifying wave without anyone needing to die, and 2. break into Bahamut’s home dimension via the Crystal and wreak unholy havoc and pranks while the draconian is still halfway napping the centuries away.
By the time Bahamut wakes up enough to wonder how the HECK a bunch of glitter and silly string got into his dimension and WHY IT’S ALL OVER HIS WINGS, human Ardyn and Ardyn!Taur have already made their escape. >:D
Meanwhile Goosedyn has successfully sparked a city-wide chase with a Somnus, Gilgamesh, a bunch of the royal guard and one very bemused teen Ardyn all on his little goose heels. Everyone is blaming Ardyn for the magic goose, because the magic is red who else could have given a goose MAGIC??
Then the Wave washes over them and everyone stares. Goosedyn honks in glee.
Human Ardyn and Ardyn!Taur show up just as the pursuers are turning around, both of them smug as all get out. Human Ardyn snatches up Goosedyn and warps away before anyone can see him, but Ardyn!Taur lingers just long enough to tip her terrible hat and smile a fanged smile at the gawping Somnus and Ardyn before warping away with a flap of her big wings.
So now everyone thinks Goosedyn and Ardyn!Taur were the same being and that she was a shapeshifting demon taking the form of a goose to wreak unholy havoc in the city.
Which. To be fair. Isn’t COMPLETELY incorrect now is it?
