#millenniumdick

[shadowgodling]

(( sometimes people come in to clinic with a kitten and it turns out it's the opposite sex from what they think, i.e its a girl instead of a boy, and they rename it miss fluffy or fluffyette or things like that and im just imagining Melvin doing that to misfortune when he finds out lol ))

[florence-midknight]

"Where's my fucking cat? I want something white, cranky, and petable on my lap NOW."

“Well well, keep your pants on. Or don’t for all I care.”

[toyboxgadget]

millenniumdick replied to your post: "You look like plushy size. Wanna be my teddy...

Melvin, to himself, “he’s my teddy bear. Or maybe he’d make a better doll.”

He’s not really sure about what he thought he heard, in fact, he’s going to ignore it.

“Er-- is there something else I can help you with?”

[landlord-ryoubakura]

tonights doodles, the ones I decided to save.

[thornysuggestion]

millenniumdick replied to your post “i’m entirely capable of being a fucking nightmare.”

I thought this said "I am entirely capable of fucking a nightmare," and was about to be like "same" lol

honestly what the post should’ve been lbr

[magical-bakuras]

7 MINUTES RYOU HEHEHE

6: Pinned against the wall kiss

Ryou recognized his mistake as soon as the bottle stopped on Melvin. He hadn’t brought his gun either, fuck. A nervous smile crossed his face as he hurriedly tried to think of some reason to not be there, to leave, to avoid that closet and his inevitable doom. 

Still, he didn’t fight when he was dragged in. Apparently his body had resigned itself to death. Oh well, he thought, maybe not the worst way to go.

That’s why he was so shocked when Melvin grabbed him and pinned him up against the wall for a kiss. He was so small and light that it was easy for the bigger man to hold him up and take whatever he wanted a Ryou awkwardly tried to do… anything, really. 

[weevil-underwood]

💛

enemies((Yes, good XD   Melvin is the embodiment of everyone who has ever lost to Weevil’s burn deck.))

[dastardlydalliances]

"Apparently I have to kiss you now. PUCKER UP!" Melvin laughed. He grabbed Dal by the hair, yanking him close and smashing his mouth against his in what was supposed to be a kiss. But he let him go rather quickly, not trusting him not to cut, claw, bite or stab him. Not... that he wouldn't welcome it...

Bakura stiffened, and unfortunately not in the fun way as he was suddenly thrown into adrenaline fueled action. His muscles tensed in a vain effort to pull away. But Melvin was not only taller and stronger, he had the element of surprise. Flight gone- the spirit switched tracks entirely. He jerked forwards.

His face smacked into the mass of exposed pearly teeth that was Melvin’s face, his own teeth bared already in anger at being attacked this way. Anger that drove one palm into Melvin’s jaw and his other hand down. Down to grab the taller man’s crotch, dig fingernails in to secure the fistful of sensitive material, and then a violent yank. A valiant effort to rip the damn things right off. When it came to fighting, Dal did not play around.

“Lips off, fucker!”