A Job Application (100% serious, even if it's written humorously bc it's Mimi)
@tarantucutie
The piece of paper that a large green spider places on Sunlight’s Canopy’s counter has a bunch of squiggles, dots, and dashes on it, but it doesn’t take much magic at all to comprehend, especially if merely by vibes alone. But the way he sets it down is a way that means business… if he didn’t look so cute doing it.
HI MY NAME IS MIMI I’M A SPINARAK AND I WANT A JOB IN THE GARDEN BECAUSE I EAT CUTIEFLYS AND IF THEY WANT TO EAT THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES I WON’T LET THEM BECAUSE I’M THE BEST HUNTER THERE IS AND CUTIEFLYS ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD AND I CAN’T FIND ANY AND I’M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE MY FAVORITE
SO PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB I DIDN’T GET THE LAST ONE I WANTED AND THAT WAS REALLY SAD AND I CRIED AND I HATE CRYING BECAUSE I’M BIG AND TOUGH AND CRYING MAKES ME LOOK SMALL AND EVERYBODY PETS ME AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BABY AND IT’S NOT FUN BECAUSE I’M NOT A BABY I’M BIG
THANK YOU VERY MUCH I AM VERY SMART AND I CAN DO IT SO PLEASE
OKAY GOODBYE I LOVE YOU STAY SAFE (THAT’S WHAT HUMANS SAY WHEN THEY LEAVE RIGHT)
Mariela can’t read the paper that is placed in front of her, but she finds it funny that somehow this creature has picked up on human behaviors like passing notes, or in this case a job application. She was concerned at first this might be a dangerous predator in these parts, but the spider made no move to attack her, so Mariela guessed it was fine to leave it be. They’re an important part of the ecosystem after all!
“Whooa there! Where’d you come from? …A massive green spider? Huh…monsters shouldn’t like the smell of this shop, so I guess you must just be a big ol’ arachnid. I bet you could eat a whole ton of bugs. Heck, I don’t see why you can’t hang around if you want.” Mariela picks Mimi up and brings him through the back door of Sunlight’s Canopy into the house portion, and then out the back door into the garden in back. She sets him down on a rock near the herb garden that was still in its early stages of growth, but the grass was plenty long out here and there would be bugs aplenty to make a meal out of.
“Here you go little buddy! Have at it. Make sure no pesky bugs eat my plants, okay?” …Job get?














