Dec 6, 2021
i think tommy coolatta is really only like, a couple degrees of separation away from being a guy who could totally exist in real life. like if some random person on the internet said like “i work with this guy whose last name is coolatta, he says its because he was left in a dunkin donuts as a kid and was allowed to choose his own last name there” id be like haha thats sort of a funny story. but if they said “i work with this guy who doesn’t eat lunch he just drinks soda? ive never seen him eat anything else. he says it helps him see faster. apparently he’s researching dog immortality. he loves the minions” like i think i could buy that. i think i could accept that being a real guy. tommys not a normal guy but he’s not an implausible guy
