#mind bleach

[the-badger-mole]

The zutara tag is being bombarded with annoying stuff. Do you have any steam family headcanons as mind bleach?

Uh oh! Do I want to know what's happening? Wait... Don't answer that. But for some friendly advice, blocking people on this garbage barge of a site is good for your soul😇.

As for a palate cleanser...well, I'm not sure if I've posted this before, but I hope you enjoy it.

Zuko loves to take each of his kids out individually to do something special with them. He loves outings with his whole family, too, of course, but he wants to make sure his kids feels like he loves and appreciates them as individuals with their own tastes and interests, too. It was an idea born out of how he wished his own parents had treated him and his sister. Katara adopts the idea, too, and it leads to all of their children (4 or 5, I think) to having memories with their parents that they treasure well after Zuko and Katara are gone.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

I was talking to ine of my friends, and we were talking about the weirdest, out there, batshit crazy fanfics we've ever read. So I'm going to subject you to the memory I had locked away that was recently drugged up from the bottom of the ocean that is my middle school memories.

This was a fanfiction that was a Harry Potter/Jurassic Park crossover. During the Department of Mysteries battle, Harry Potter had grabbed Bellatrix's foot, and she panic apparated onto Isla Sorna. This was after the fall of the park, so everything was all overgrown and shit. They were walking around and Harry was trying to explain Dinosaurs to Bella, and she was like (exact quote) "I'm not fucking stupid Potter I know what a fucking Dinosaur is... but do continue". Eventually they get to talking about how to escape because I guess Bella couldn't apparate them back? Well the solution was to build a raft. So they were talking about how to get all that working, and Bella was like "ok, but what the fuck are we going to eat while we float around in the mother fucking ocean???" (She said fuck a LOT in this fic). Well, I shit you not, the solution Harry thought of was that he could get her pregnant, and they could drink her breast milk to survive. Yes, her breast milk. The fic ended there, it was never finished, and I haven't been able to find it since. Now you get to have this live rent free in your head for the rest of time. You're welcome.

Someone obliviate me.

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

No 11 of the new asks

11. A ship that makes me want to look into the camera like I'm on The Office

Many come to mind. I am very much a canon shipper.

But anytime I see any human character paired with a house elf...no. Just...just no. No. No.

No.

[loganthrives]

I need some good mind/eye bleach

Can you guys rec anything? I’ve recently been involved in an uncomfortable situation against my will or consent and would like to burn a hole in my brain. Thanks :)

[claudielou]

I had to sit through this conversation, now you have to too.

Grandfather: Mabel was telling us, she and Eric were messing around in bed, you know how, and he touched her breast and he got such a shock. They'd managed to pull the wire out of her pacemaker while they were having, you know, ~fun.

Grandmother: you're not supposed to stretch you know.

[cornbreadfans]

I walked into my dorm room and saw my roommates boyfriend in his underwear kill me

[prxvidences]

"I laughed through the whole thing, cause it was so stupid." (/laughs just thinking about it)

"What are you talking about -- it can't be the same movie. The part where they used bombs to dispel tornadoes full of sharks -- and the fact that the house was flooding, but the streets weren't. Yeah. Classic. I was so moved by their performances. I felt like a seven year old wrote the dialogue. That's beautiful." 

[princetpines-remade-blog]

I was just casually scrolling through my dashboard today when I came across some fanfiction of a ship I like. It wasn't labeled nsfw or anything, so I read it. IT WAS SO VERY NSFW AND ALSO OOC SOMEBODY FETCH THE MIND BLEACH.