Does anyone else switch the beginnings of words in their head, either the first letters or the first syllables, and sometimes say it out loud, especially when alone? Sometimes with inaccuracies though?
Fair play → Pair flay
Calvin and Hobbes → Halvin and Cobbes
Climbing gear → Griming clear
Bedtime → Tedbime
Lost in Taiwan → Tost in Laiwan
Houdini → Douhini
Big time → Tig Bime
Rock climbing → Clock rimbing / Clock rhyming
Time to go → Gime to Toe
War and Peace → Par and Weace Pronounced: Poor and Wease
Alright, time to do laundry → Alright, time to Loo Daundry
One Punch Man → Pun Ounch Man | Mun Wunch Ann
Best day → Dest Bay
Lackadaisy → Dackalaisy
Dresser → Sedder
Lord of the Rings → Rord of the Lings
T-shirt → She-Turt
Final Fantasy → Fanal Fintasy
If one of the words starts with a vowel sometimes you just move a letter to the other word.
Ardent youth → Yardent Outh
Only you → Yonly ou Pronounced: 'yōn-lē 'ü
I seem to be doing this more often lately and I'm starting to irritate myself.











