#mine is everything

[blackcvrds]

reblog this with your favourite thing about patrick!!

[lifesalways-gay]

*making egg rolls*

Mom: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

Me: Uhhh eating?

Mom: I'm making lasagna for your sister and her fiance, that's rude.

Me: I hate lasagna so you're rude.

*takes mom's can of Monster*

Mom: If you don't finish that Monster lemme know.

Mom: Good joke fool!