There’s one massive, infuriating plot hole in the GK999 series that bothhhhhhhhhers me.
In invansion of the overworld, we learn that Crafter is the oldest NPC on his server. But in one of the later arcs, when GK travels back 100 years, it turns out that Smithy was alive during that period—and Smithy is, *ahem*, Crafter’s great-great-grandfather.
Let’s assume everyone there has kids at around age 20. That gives us this timeline:
Smithy → some great-grandfather (20 years)
some great-grandfather → Carver (20 years)
Carver → some parent (20 years)
some parent → Crafter (20 years)
In short, that adds up to about 80 years—give or take. Either way, that would make Crafter somewhere between 20 and 25 years old.
If we bump the age up to 24–26 (which is more realistic), the math gets even worse, as it would mean Crafter was only 13 to 18 years old [at the time of the invasion of the overworld].
I Googled which century the events of Minecraft might theoretically take place in—considering the use of primitive weaponry like swords and bows, along with other living conditions—and the consensus points to the 17th century. Back then, people typically had their first child around the age of 20.
I lowered that age to 16 or 17—which was rare even for that era—and multiplied 16 by four generations to get 64; subtracting that from 100 gives us 36, which is roughly Crafter's actual age. Lol.
In fact, he could easily be the oldest NPC on his server, even at that age. I suspect that, around the time he met GK, the mortality rate on his specific server might have been extremely high. You know—war, and all that.
I like to draw parallels with real historical events in my musings. To put things in perspective: during World War II, the average age at death was around 30—or 20 to 25 for military personnel.
In any case, these are just my own deductions, since the ages of the protagonists—with the exception of the GK—were never stated; however, I’ve come to the conclusion that Crafter is likely 36 at most. (naturally, that applies to the time of the iotO events; for subsequent arcs, I lean towards an age of around 12–13)
Mr. Cheverton/Feynman/Monkey, I have some questions.